Your best "line" to make people go in tilt.

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my favorite is citing pot odds as the reason for raising suited trash preflop.

"75s for a raise. you lucky XXXX"
"pot odds"

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haha, I always say "but it was suited!" Then they roll their eyes and I laugh to myself ;o

[lighterjobs]

one time i was heads up with a guy and i had AK in first position. the flop came 568. i then checked out and said "i know you hit that flop, you [censored] low limit scumbag."

i think that got the entire table on tilt.

[henrikrh]

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Wait, what's a "brick mortal" casino? Do you mean that like, it's alive?

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Hahah

Anyway, I propse Brick & Morter be changed to Steel Frame, since casinos aren't made of bricks.

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It should be called an arena seating sports game, since poker is a sport now. Anyone up for some ASS games down at the Bellagio?

The best is when your in an all in situation and there are still cards to be delt and the house allows the players to offer deals. When your a huge underdog offer a split and then when your 989:1 against runner-runner royal flush draw hits to crush their quad aces, just nod and THEN say "pot odds"

But honestly I think its kindof a jack ass thing to insult someone to their face in a poker game just to try to make them go on tilt, this, to me, boarders on unethical

[pokerdirty]

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one time i was heads up with a guy and i had AK in first position. the flop came 568. i then checked out and said "i know you hit that flop, you [censored] low limit scumbag."

i think that got the entire table on tilt.

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the entire table, being you and the other guy? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[ZenMusician]

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At my brick mortal casino

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At a Mortal Kasino I usually yell "FATALITY!"

HEY...I just got an awesome idea for an XBOX game...

-ZEN

[Bikeboy]

I don't usually like to get involved in smack talk, but...
if someone berates me for winning a hand for whatever reason I tell them this: "shhh, be very quite, I'm counting my chips."

[lighterjobs]

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one time i was heads up with a guy and i had AK in first position. the flop came 568. i then checked out and said "i know you hit that flop, you [censored] low limit scumbag."

i think that got the entire table on tilt.

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the entire table, being you and the other guy? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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exactly.

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What's your reply when the dealer politely asks you to keep your comments regarding the other players to yourself? Or someone leans over and whispers in your ear, STFU?

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There was an article with one of the older guard of no-limit players, I think Brunson. Anyway, he talked about how the game had changed and that you didn't always feel safe back when he played. I'd love to watch some guy bust another's pocket aces and pull out Rick James/Dave Chapelle lines. And then go get Charlie Murphy'd outback.

Crack someone's aces and "I'm rich bitch," in a Rick James by Dave Chappelle voice.

Also, saying "ship it" after a big suck out usually works. You can add the slow roll and say "ship it" after they show their cards and you haven't showed your own yet.