Minor medical advice needed

OMG, have you taken a pregnancy test yet?? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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you're gonna die in 24 hours. there's nothing we can do. i'm sorry.


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Agreed. Sit down and watch a dvd boxset of 24 (which season is up to you) until you die.

obviously the first season.

tl;dr

whatever your problem is, ice it if it hurts. Go on the B.R.A.T. diet. Take 800mg of Ibuprofin ever 8 hours with food. Your bill is in the mail.

CREAM

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smoke some pot- helps the nausea and makes you hungry so you can eat.