GF Birthdays. - Page 2

BoogerFace · #11 11-30-2005, 10:31 AM

Perfume for $100.

IronDragon1 · #12 11-30-2005, 10:36 AM

Buy a cheap pair of moon boots-preferably ones which have been used already and are quite worn-and just slap on two pieces of masking tape with "Dior" messily written on them.

sfer · #13 11-30-2005, 10:48 AM

Cashmere socks

vexvelour · #14 11-30-2005, 10:54 AM

Take her to an even nicer restaurant.

Bluffoon · #15 11-30-2005, 11:01 AM

If you feel she is worth it then get her what she wants.

pokerdirty · #16 11-30-2005, 11:09 AM

Broadway play if she's a JAP

SCfuji · #17 11-30-2005, 11:16 AM

pseudo present of dinner at a different place that costs $40/head for pseudo gf.

#18 11-30-2005, 11:22 AM

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My thoughts exactly. Get her a pseudo-gift...maybe a picture of whatever she would get if she were your actual girlfriend. I'm sure she'll love it and want to have your babies.

#19 11-30-2005, 12:23 PM

What the hell is a pseudo girlfriend and why would anyone buy one $400 boots? Damn money-grubbing women. Just give her the unlimited beef bonanza at home.

jaydub · #20 11-30-2005, 12:35 PM

Does pseudo girlfriend mean that she lets you take her out and buy her dinner and [censored] but then goes home and [censored] other guys?