Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

[Lady Dont Tekno]

How bout a good reason?

In like 11th grade my friend was trying to find a creative way to dump his girlfriend or get dumped (yeah he's a real sweetheart). So anyway he tells her to wear something nice and that he's going to take her out to dinner somewhere special. She get's really excited and he picks her up in tux and blindfolds her and drives her around in circles for awhile. He then takes her to the local McDonalds and walks her in w/ a bag full of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

She cried and broke up w/ him on the spot.

Oh high school...

[chuddo]

i was too good looking.

[Yobz]

She doesn't enjoy skeet...

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When I was 17, my friend and I went camping with our girlfriends. We seemed to be all having a good time and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. However, on day 2 of the 5 day camping trip, my girlfriend asks to speak to me alone...and then proceeds to dump me because "things aren't working out". I asked her when she had decided this and she said that she'd known for a couple of weeks but "didn't know how to tell me"...bla bla bla

The best part was that we were trapped in the woods until my friend's dad was to arrive to pick us up in a couple of days. The last couple of days of the trip were a little uncomfortable, to say the least.

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This is a perfect opportunity in the middle of the night to make fake bigfoot feet, leave a bunch of fake tracks, leave your tent in shambles, steal all of the food, cut up your clothes and stain them with red fruit puch, disappear until noon the next day, and then come stumbling back to camp. The guilt brings them back everytime!

[PokerFink]

A girl dumped me without much of a reason. About six months later she told me it was because she was falling in love with me and coulden't deal with it. Here is a piece of the conversation (grammar mistakes and all):

Her: "i shouldn't have started anything if i knew i couldn't emotionally commit to it"

Me: "but if you couldent emotionally commit how can you say you were in love....thats emotional commitment. you just contradicted yourself."

Her: "true, i couldn't stand to be loved back, to much to deal with"

I accidentally [censored] her twin sister.

[cdxx]

i got dumped over IM because she was getting married that day or something like that. i was on the east coast at the time, she was in missouri. we hadn't seen each other in several months.

[Blarg]

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Speaking of dates and girls and all that, here’s one I’d like to see OOTers respond to:

Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped. Here’s mine.

Went out with a girl for about three months. One day, I surprised her by making a picnic basket with sandwiches and homemade chocolate chip cookies. We went on our picnic, and then we went to a play and had ice cream afterward. I thought it went well. I was wrong.

About three days after that, she sat me down for the news. I asked her why.

“Remember that picnic you took me on? Well, you made those sandwiches with mustard. I don’t like mustard, I like mayonnaise. So, I just don’t see this thing working out.”

I had no choice but to agree.

Yours?

ScottieK

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LOL, good story. That wasn't the reason she dumped you, but it's definitely funny.

[Blarg]

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I was dating this girl for a little while and I wrote her a poem. It was a really good poem, but it had this part about how smooth and soft and plump her ass was. This creeped her out I guess, so she dumped me. Too bad, she still has a nice ass.

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This thread is gold and I've only read the first few posts.

"Honey, I wrote you an ass poem ..."

[Blarg]

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i didn't give her rent money.

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That's ugly.

I'm going to try a new OOT aphorism and see if it catches on:

YWROH

You're Well Rid of Her

Not obscene or funny, but I can see applying it to a few thousand posts.