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View Poll Results: Do you actively use PokerEdge and have you received the warning e-mail from Party/Skins? | |||
Yes | 15 | 17.65% | |
No | 70 | 82.35% | |
Voters: 85. You may not vote on this poll |
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Damn lose the internet for a few days and look what I miss.
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LATE ENTRY
Improvement is everyone's wish.
And all of our stats are TAGish. You'll have to keep playing, And I will stop saying: "You won 'cause of variance, fish" The times you don't win aren't fine. But, don't come to us with your whine. Stat posts when you lose, Won't help you improve. So, save your bad beats, I've got mine. We don't even know if you're lying. And with us your thread just ain't flying. If you wanna tangle.... Reach down; grab your ankles And then you can really start crying. |
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Just for fun:
There once was a poster who whined About his bad beats all the time "They hit runner-runner" To him its a bummer But his bitching is crossing the line His posts got no reply Except "YSSCKY" "But I play like the guys on TV" Sorry that's negative EV STFU Noob. Bye-bye. |
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This contest has been kinda fun,
And some fun is better than none, Limericks are OK, (at least when they pay) Now Krishan please tell me I’ve won. |
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Krishan,
Before you review all your notes, And listen to Catt when he gloats. I need time to bounce And make fake accounts In order to get myself votes. |
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Krishan, Before you review all your notes, And listen to Catt when he gloats. I need time to bounce And make fake accounts In order to get myself votes. [/ QUOTE ] vnh. |
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Why was my limerick edited? And badly at that.
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#18
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posting the names as part of the poll is like posting the results to a hand in the OP
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#19
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Did you curse out Krishan's dog one day?
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#20
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I know I posted more than 1 and it was of course up to the judge's discretion which one he used but I thought this effort of mine was better than the one he picked:
You came to HUSH to learn You came here every day You posted hands from online games To see what we would say We tried to fix your game We tried to fill your holes We tried to tell you how to play But you just learn too slow You’ve finally hit a slide Your bankroll’s fading fast And all that you can ask us now Is how long will it last? I’ll tell you one more time But this will be the end If you post one more stat or chart You’ll soon be out of friends When Soiler says to raise Or Rory says to fold When Justin says to call him down Or Schneids begins to scold I advise you start to listen Stop posting useless schlock If Robk reads another rant Your threads he’s gonna lock Not a limerick but the rules stated "(or other rhymed poem)" Anyhow I think I'm going to file an official protest due to the bad editing job on the one he did use. First stanza is horribly butchered. You will be hearing from my lawyers. Any lawyers reading this and looking for a job please pm me. |
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