Krishan's Limrick Contest

[krishanleong]

[ QUOTE ]
You win and yet you cry
You post I don't know why
Just play the game
Don't look to blame
STFU and die

[/ QUOTE ]

Very nice. Not however 2-3 verses.

Krishan

[asofel]

There once was a man from hushtucket,
Who's luck was so bad he said 'f*ck it'
He gave in to such tilt,
Lost the BR he built,
And now he can never say 'muck it'.

So take heed my hush poster and learn,
For the best of us always do earn,
If you know what to do,
Trust your gut and brain too,
May your CR clean outs on the turn.

But for those who continue to whine,
STFU and reread your line,
You can't possibly win,
When your play is a sin,
Now give me your money, its mine.


nm, understood

[tolbiny]

I know your confidence is dwindling
though for milions of hands youve been winning
so take a deep breath
or you'll end up mad as mcbeth
and soon again you'll surely be grinning

but now your tilting has proted this letter
and your play was analyzed by this sweater
realize your coldcalls
are the cause of your fall
reread SSHE, and then simply play better!

So when the suckouts have you irate
and the fish you begin to berate
you don't need to post
a masochistic boast
just look at your cashier and masterbate.

[wheelz]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm shutting down my business.

[/ QUOTE ]

Please, Krishan don't go,
You can't have no reads as a pro,
I just can't 8 table,
If I'm unable,
To see stats; against unknowns I blow.

wow i cheated hard on that one...

[jba]

there once was a fish that sucked out
you thought you'd come on here and pout
so you flopped the top set
and he beat you I bet
trust me we all know what that's all about

we would all love to win every hand
scoop big pots! strike up the band!
but we depend on bad plays
so get back out there and RAISE!
quit your whining cause we don't give a damn.



(added second verse)

[krishanleong]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm shutting down my business.

[/ QUOTE ]

Please, Krishan don't go,
You can't have no reads as a pro,
I just can't 8 table,
If I'm unable,
To see stats; against unknowns I blow.

[/ QUOTE ]

Problem is Party sent a letter
It made my shorts a bit wetter
So no more mining for me
All risk without reward see?
Without poker I'd be short on the chedder.

Krishan

[wmspringer]

I have no skill whatsoever when it comes to limericks, but I'll give it a shot anyway..

I flopped the nuts
But then that putz
Did chase it to the river
He hit, but he's a giver
When next I hit the nuts

There once was a donk on Party
He said his name was Marty
He whined and complained
When I sucked out again
He really was a bit farty

What's the moral of this rhyme?
You have to bide your time
Don't tell us of your woe
We'll just tell you, away, go!
If you must complain, at least do it in mime.

[Monty Cantsin]

You say "but I can't make my rent, sir"
You say "I will live in a tent, sir"
I might be a nit
but I don't give a shit
So curl up in a ball and get [censored]

/mc

[wheelz]

i would really like to know what's behind that censor.

[deception5]

You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme
You should know by now
Don't have a cow
That post wasn't worth a dime

If you're new then please resist
The urge to make posts like this
You'll need to read
Or else you'll bleed
Your chips cuz you're the fish

Either way I must implore
If you're unable to make a score
Please end this thread
Just go and spread
Your legs and bonus whore