Nonsensecial poker jargon applies to real life. - Page 2

gamblore99 · #11 10-18-2005, 11:01 PM

analogies are supposed to take unfamiliar things and make them familiar. Your poker jargon just made what should be simple, very very confusing

Unabridged · #12 10-18-2005, 11:40 PM

fold preflop

and by that i mean your mom should have aborted you

Warik · #13 10-19-2005, 12:16 AM

Fixed your subject. You misspelled "poke her."

siccjay · #14 10-19-2005, 12:19 AM

Hopefully your hand says that your lifeline is being interrupted soon.

MCS · #15 10-19-2005, 01:39 AM

Good grief. This may be the worst thread of all time.

What are you even asking? I'm totally lost. I assume the story concludes with you not getting laid.

KeysrSoze · #16 10-19-2005, 08:33 AM

Not even the entire cast of Monty Pythons Flying Circus could figure out what 3/4ths of those innuendos are supposed to mean. Nudge nudge, know what I mean, a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh, Say no more.

DcifrThs · #17 10-19-2005, 09:06 AM

PSB= pretty safe bet?= kiss

her minraise=2nd base?

min 3bet= 3rd?

all in = all the way?

your post= worst thread in the history of 2p2?

Barron

M2d · #18 10-19-2005, 03:05 PM

fold. tell her that your seeming attraction a female is an outright bluff.

dibbs · #19 10-19-2005, 03:32 PM

This makes me want to vomit for some reason.

My friend constantly says "CALL" with a forward motion in place of ok and other similar things. Quite annoying.

DrSavage · #20 10-19-2005, 04:03 PM

Worst thread ever