Best compliment you've ever been given

[diebitter]

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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What, the fact you're wife carries a picture of your cock?

[theben]

"you are looking less ugly today"

[RunDownHouse]

"Wow, you're really tall."

"Wow, you're really short."

"Wow, your hair is really brown."

If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen.

[diebitter]

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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen.

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You, sir, are immediately OK in my book.

[wacki]

From random nameless strangers: "your girlfriend is amazingly beautiful."

From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears."

From lady friends talking about me in another room: "I like wacki he's fun!" (said 5x in a row)

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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real".

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[astroglide]

"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"

[Steel Aces]

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"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"



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I didn't know Lance Armstrong was gay... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Wacki, I was in a Management 101 seminar today and someone was giving a presentation that had your avatar in it, referring to frustration at work. OOT has now invaded my "real" life.....

[wacki]

Did you ask them if they were a 2+2'er?