Free Dollar Bill From Empire!!!

[MicroBob]

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licked me in the balls

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ummm...interesting.

one of the few times I seriously can't tell for sure whether this is a typo or not.

[ApolloQuiet]

I haven't played at Empire in months, ever since I went to Euro. But I was/am(?) a VIP member at Empire. A dollar and a money clip ain't enough to bring me back though, maybe a smoke and a pancake, or a bong and a blintz.

[VinnyTheFish]

That's great!!! One of the best typo's/freudiean slips ever!

I meant KICKED!!!

He kicked me in the balls!!

[theRealMacoy]

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That's great!!! One of the best typo's/freudiean slips ever!

I meant KICKED!!!

He kicked me in the balls!!

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now that if friggin funny
lol

i think he meant licked....anyone else?

[IronDragon1]

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I got banned for "bonus abuse." They sent me a box of dogshit.

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You are so lucky. I got banned too. A month later, there was a knock on my door. I answered wearing only a g-string and my granny mae baseball shirt. The guy introduced himself, asked me if I ever played on EMPIRE -- THEN -- licked me in the balls!

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[VinnyTheFish]

ok - if they did offer me this -- I WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE! That would make it the 2nd best bonus ever. The following being the 1st:


http://www.dragoncoast.org/emforums/...pic.php?t=2699

From the Taipei Times, also reported in the Gulf News (Bahrain) and on Yahoo News...

Poland
DIY gets new meaning
A Polish do-it-yourself and hardware shop has offered an hour in a brothel to customers who spend more than 10,000 zlotys (about US$3,000) on construction material, the company said yesterday. "It's a case, if you like, of different strokes for different folks, in terms of doing business," said Roman Myszko, boss of the Bepol shop in Elblag, northern Poland. "Nearby, there is a house of leisure, which is where the idea for this special offer came from," he said. The owner of the brothel "came to our shop to buy some paintbrushes and paint. I knew immediately what her line of business was, and I talked with her [about proposing the special offer] and she agreed," Myszko told the Zycie Warszawy daily.
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DIY'ers don't have to anymore with this special offer!
Buy 300,000,000 screws get one free!
Fix your home wreck your marriage!

No dollar bill and no money clip. I did receive a letter from them to invite me to a $10,000 freeroll on Ont 9th.

[llabb]

Yup. Got the dollar, gold money clip, and 10k freeroll invite. I'm a VIP member who hadn't played on Empire for about 2 months, although I'm back there again for a little while.