How To Get Rid of Insane Crackheads?

[rusellmj]

Hide your valuables.

[Sponger15SB]

Are you a gimmick account?

[morgant]

ummmm, have sex with her obviously. cokeheads like to bang, shes crazy so it should be fun. cant believe i am the first to think of this.

ps. grab your sack and dont be afraid of girls, period end of story

[Skip Brutale]

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ummmm, have sex with her obviously. cokeheads like to bang, shes crazy so it should be fun. cant believe i am the first to think of this.

ps. grab your sack and dont be afraid of girls, period end of story

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These girls, are NOT attractive.

[jokerthief]

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ummmm, have sex with her obviously. cokeheads like to bang, shes crazy so it should be fun. cant believe i am the first to think of this.

ps. grab your sack and dont be afraid of girls, period end of story

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These girls, are NOT attractive.

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This means that you have even MORE ammunition against your roomate. Like I said, guilt by association. If you think I'm kidding, just wait. This is what will happen to your reputation if you continue to tolerate this.

[tonypaladino]

1. Bang the cokehead. [censored] her not being attractive. Have a few drinks and hit that [censored].

2. The only way to effectively deal with crazy people is to be even crazier.

Her: "Hey that skeleton is looking at us"
You: scream like howard dean, tackle the skeleton and bite a chunk of it off. Jump up, spit out the chunk, point at the skeleton and be like "THERE BEOTCH"

Her: "I will come back and kill you"
You: Get right in her face and say something obscure, like "Tomato lobster attic" and walk away.

Grow some balls, you shouldnt be scared of some coked up bitches

[BreakEvenPlayer]

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1. Bang the cokehead. [censored] her not being attractive. Have a few drinks and hit that [censored].

2. The only way to effectively deal with crazy people is to be even crazier.

Her: "Hey that skeleton is looking at us"
You: scream like howard dean, tackle the skeleton and bite a chunk of it off. Jump up, spit out the chunk, point at the skeleton and be like "THERE BEOTCH"

Her: "I will come back and kill you"
You: Get right in her face and say something obscure, like "Tomato lobster attic" and walk away.

Grow some balls, you shouldnt be scared of some coked up bitches

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jesus christ this is [censored] hilarious. tomato lobster attack holy [censored] you made my day.

[WarLordAG]

I've laughed harder at some of the replies in this thread than I have at anything in a while.

Especially yours Tony.

lol

Have you tried using a bat?

[DavidC]

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ummmm, have sex with her obviously. cokeheads like to bang, shes crazy so it should be fun. cant believe i am the first to think of this.

ps. grab your sack and dont be afraid of girls, period end of story

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"SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS, BITCH!"