The Dumbest Girl I have Ever Seen

[Cyrus]

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This makes me angry for some reason.

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You are angry because you are not a sexy young model on Howard Stern.

[mason55]

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But have you seen the trivia segments? They ask the girls the easiest questions ever (e.g. "How many years are there in a decade?") and the girls can never answer them and they look really dumb trying to. I can't believe anyone is that dumb.

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You clearly have not met my sister. She makes some of these girls look smart. When I get home from work today I will start a thread with some stories about how dumb she is.

[smokingrobot]

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I can't believe anyone is that dumb.


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you need to get out more.

[mslif]

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Howard Stern tonight. They have a hot chick on and PartyPoker.net has sponsored a hi-low game.

Here is the setup: They have 5 giant cards. First card is flipped over and the person must guess whether is is higher or lower than the showing card. The payout structure is as such: 1 correct- 1K, 2- 5k, 3- 10k, 4-25k

The girl is already in a tiny bikini and is there to model. She claims she wants to be in Playboy, etc. The catch is that if she loses, she has to take her top off in front of Hward, Arnie, etc.

They flip over the first card and it is a 4. She says she doesn't want to play. She doesn't want to play on a freaking 4. Ok, fine they say, lets see what the next card was. It is a 5. Wow, talk about blowing it. They ask her to do it AGAIN. She hems and haws, wastes everyone's time and still says it's a no go on a 5 with a 4 showing. Moran. They flip over the next card and it is an 8.

Now some more idiocy. The keep talking to her and now she agrees to guess on the 8 but the punishment is she has to wear a wife-beater and they pour water on it. She agrees to this now? It is the same thing as being freaking topless.

Anywho, she guesses lower (um, ok?) and the card is a 6. She now has a board of 4, 5, 8, 6. Same deal, wet t-shirt, etc and now she says no again. I am so frustrated by how [censored] retarded she is at this point I just want her dead.

So they keep talking and she won't budge. They say, ok, for $5k what *would* you have chosen. She says higher. The next card is an Ace. Talk about blowing it. They are not making fun of her nearly enough but Howard is explaining how she has blown it and to flip the next card because she can't lose (a tie is a re-do). The next card is an Ace, so they grab the next one which is a King.

She was more or less, guaranteed $25k. I am convinced this girl is the dumbest individual on the face of the planet.

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First clue: "The girl is already in a tiny bikini and is there to model. She claims she wants to be in Playboy, etc"

[jakethebake]

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First clue: "The girl is already in a tiny bikini and is there to model. She claims she wants to be in Playboy, etc"

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That's the second clue. The first clue was "Howard Stern tonight".

[jason_t]

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I can't believe anyone is that dumb.


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you need to get out more.

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How can anyone not know what a decade is? Seriously. Even if you only watch MTV or VH1 you know what a decade is.

[BWebb]

This is not even the dumbest girl they've had on Stern. The reigning Miss Howard Stern scored an 84 on an IQ test, where 80 is legally retarded. She is very hot, though.

[TheMainEvent]

jason_t is right. One girl might be dumb enough to get these questions wrong, no way they are all that dumb.

[swede123]

I'm pretty freakin' disgusted by you guys. All these posts without a single picture of these near-braindead hot chicks. Shame on you, OOT!

Here's Miss Howard Stern btw



Swede

[jakethebake]

That pic is so touched up it looks like a drawing and they still couldn't cover up the black eye.