virginity

[DMBFan23]

head = still a virgin

[KDawgCometh]

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well, because he has already gotten head, hes not a virgin. So he might as well go out and do the whole damn thing. Right?

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might as well, I say get it over with cause he'll probably be the minute man the first time anyway. just tell him to do a little self abuse before the planned fun, and a condom might make him last a little longer

[siccjay]

OOOOHOHHOHOHOHOHOOOHOHOH CONGRATULATIONSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[wrto4556]

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head = still a virgin

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thats what i thought.

put it in a girls perspective. If she takes it in the pooper she never busts her cherry. She's a virgin.

Oral sex and anal sex are so different. It shouldnt even count as sex. Just getting off.

[James Boston]

When I was in HS, a good friend of mine convinced his virgin girlfriend that he could SIIHP and she would still be a virgin. She bought it, he SIIHP, and we still enjoy that story to this day.

[HopeydaFish]

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My roommate is a virgin. He has been talking with a girl recently and asked me if he put it in the pooper if he would still be considered a virgin. He wants to stay a virgin (i dont know why); would this be ok?

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You religious types crack me up. Always looking for loopholes to get around "sin". Trust me, if "God" doesn't like you sticking it in a girl's vagina, he'll be even less pleased if you SIIHP.

Why does your roommate want to remain a virgin? So he can wear white on his wedding day?

[Thythe]

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You religious types crack me up. Always looking for loopholes to get around "sin". Trust me, if "God" doesn't like you sticking it in a girl's vagina, he'll be even less pleased if you SIIHP.

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Very well said.

[A_C_Slater]

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You religious types crack me up. Always looking for loopholes to get around "sin". Trust me, if "God" doesn't like you sticking it in a girl's vagina, he'll be even less pleased if you SIIHP.

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Very well said.

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It also shows that they lack a fundamental understanding of the Bible that they pretend to love so much. Doesn't he know that God killed everyone in Sodom & Gomorrah because they loved having anal orgies?

Doesn't this dumbass know we get the word Sodomy from that Biblical city?

[ChipWrecked]

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He has been talking with a girl recently and asked me if he put it in the pooper

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That's a hell of a leap. Is he that sure he's gonna get down just from conversation?

"Your footwear is quite stylish."
"Thank you."
"May I insert my penis in you?"
"Yes."
"Ten seconds! New personal best!!"

[-Skeme-]

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My roommate is a virgin.

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Riiiiight..