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Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] Quit masterbating all the time. |
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[ QUOTE ] Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] Quit masterbating all the time. [/ QUOTE ] LOL I would rather piss all over the walls, the bowl, the seat, the floor and myself than quit masturbating |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] Quit masterbating all the time. [/ QUOTE ] LOL I would rather piss all over the walls, the bowl, the seat, the floor and myself than quit masturbating [/ QUOTE ] Ok, then at least quit while you're trying to piss. |
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Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] I have the same problem, mostly the garden hose effect. I find this especially prevelant in the mornings. |
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[ QUOTE ] Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] I have the same problem, mostly the garden hose effect. I find this especially prevelant in the mornings. [/ QUOTE ] I also advise for you to cut down on the masturbation, especially before you go to sleep at night. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] I have the same problem, mostly the garden hose effect. I find this especially prevelant in the mornings. [/ QUOTE ] I also advise for you to cut down on the masturbation, especially before you go to sleep at night. [/ QUOTE ] I would rather lose both of my legs and go blind then have to follow this advice. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Water level or not, everytime I piss I'm just praying to get it in the bowl. Aiming is pointless, Sometimes I point straight and my piss will shoot out at 45 degress. Sometimes it will just spray like a garden hose. Sometimes I will get two streams, one that shoots straight and hard and the other at an angle thats weak and trickles. My cock is hard to control. I'm better off sitting down [/ QUOTE ] I have the same problem, mostly the garden hose effect. I find this especially prevelant in the mornings. [/ QUOTE ] I also advise for you to cut down on the masturbation, especially before you go to sleep at night. [/ QUOTE ] I would rather lose both of my legs and go blind then have to follow this advice. [/ QUOTE ] That's fine. Just be prepared to live with a bathroom and probably some pants or shoes that smell like urine. |
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