Whats the most disgusting habit of your first date?

[BreakfastBurrito]

Other. Given that she's really hot I will refuse to find anything wrong with her for at least 6 weeks. Then around that time the repulsive trainwreck of a beast that she really is will become suddenly clear and I run for the hills.

[DemonDeac]

is the girl is hot, she can burp and fart all she wants. ill join her. i think that's f'in cool. who the hell needs a goddamn lady? you want a woman

[2planka]

Okay. True story.

Back in my early 20's I went out with this chick I sort of knew in college but never hit before. We did the dinner, rent-a-move, screw like rabbits thing. I forget what I had for dinner, but she had lamb. Reason I remember this? I woke up at like 4:00 a.m. gagging from the fetid putrescence erupting from her ass. The air was thick with lambfarts. She was awake and laughing like crazy that her stench woke me up. She said I was sort of sniff-sniffing the air and making a disgusted face before I woke up. Light a freakin' match!

[miajag81]

That is hilarious. I have had girls rip stinky farts in front of me before but never on a first date.

[Iplayragstoo]

If she was a "whale beast" and had garlic breath, that makes it kinda tuff to be close to her in those old indoor carnival rides they had there...man Old Chicago..what a trip, that place has been closed for 25 years.

[Eegs]

rofl...that it some whoooooey

[Guy Incognito]

Not exactly a date, but my first social situation with this girl from work. We were having dinner at her place, and she ate something she dropped on the floor. Can't remember exactly what it was, but it wasn't anything dry/easily cleanable. Had to be covered in floor mung, but she didn't even attempt to brush it off.

[pokerdirty]

i think i would actually be impressed if a girl had the balls to rip one on the first date. i have a 3rd grade sense of humor though.