How does the rating scale for women work?

[SmileyEH]

Patrick is right. That is some retarded [censored] you and your homies came up with.

-SmileyEH

[Yeti]

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a little more to add here. my friends and I have poker related lingo that fits in well.

two attractive ladies walking down the street may be called pocket 7s or pocket 8s. say one is a 7 and the other is an 8 and they both are blondes. now we have 87 suited. off course if one is brunette then its 87 offsuit.

what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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Totally 1.4. This is a sure-fire way to hotwire.

[MoreWineII]

Here's one man's guide, take it for what it's worth.

1: Lassie


2: Joan Rivers (present day)



3: This chick



4: Melissa Rivers



5: Ellen Degeneres (she gets a bonus point or two for eating muff)



6: Holly Marie Combs



7: Allyson Hannigan



8: Alyssa Milano and/or Rose McGowan (together they become a 16, think about that)





9: Jessica Biel



10: Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert

[swede123]

Not bad.

[Guy Incognito]

I think you have to separate it into two distinct categories: above neck and below neck. There are plenty of above neck 7s with below neck 3, and vice versa.

[fluorescenthippo]

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what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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yeah I wouldn't want them hearing me say "6' o clock". So instead I'll say "geese a laying" and then they'll surely want to do me.

word.

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it just makes the whole situation more funny i think. im not saying this will help your chances with them or anything.

[PokerProdigy]

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a little more to add here. my friends and I have poker related lingo that fits in well.

two attractive ladies walking down the street may be called pocket 7s or pocket 8s. say one is a 7 and the other is an 8 and they both are blondes. now we have 87 suited. off course if one is brunette then its 87 offsuit.

what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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This is the gayest, most retarted thing I've heard a moran say in a long long long time.

It is more than deserving of this:


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[siccjay]

Nice!

I'd switch 4 and 5 and then 8 with 9, but good none the less.

[beerbandit]

[censored] able

not [censored] able


only 2% of the womens population of the world make up the second group

[wayabvpar]

Nice work. I would probably switch Ellen D and Melissa Rivers. Also, you could use Rosie O'Donnell in Lassie's place.