What would you do if u won the ME?

[TheCroShow]

you don't have to be rich to do nothin, look at my cousin man..he's broke and he don't do xxxx!

[Needle77]

Pay off Simon so I could win American Idol, you know, try to be the next kelly clarkson hell...maybe ill just take simons job

[Cased Heel]

I'd just lean forward and go "Credit my account" real smooth like Robert Redford did in Indecent Proposal, then I'd go get drunk and look for Robert Redford on a rainy night and try to clock him in the face like Woody Harrelson in Indecent Proposal.

No seriously, I'd probably hire a security guard on the spot...one from the Casino, to escort me to the airport so I could get the F outta Dodge, and not worry about thugs. Then I'd fly to Canada and shave my head and change my name to Roy Hobbs, like Robert Redford in The Natural. I'd get plastic surgery all over my face to look like Robert Redford in that movie The Great Gatsby, and.... oh well, let's just say I would have so many options. I really hope I win some day.

I'd also pay all my family members' debt, so I could say "This is it, you're on your own now" to all of them so that they clearly understood that I'm not going MC Hammer-style. Then I'd buy a pantload of land somewhere nice like Colorado, and chill out all day playin' poker online.

[jba]

hahaha

very funny shizzle bro

[shant]

Never work again.

[Art Vandelay]

Put it all on black.

[TxSteve]

i would never touch a deck of cards again.

(edit: guess i should have really said "i'd never play poker again". what would be the point?)

[PukaPlaya]

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Put it all on black.

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[jdoe]

easy.

Invest 100% in tax free muni's

never pay taxes again.

Piss away the monthly interest check playing poker until I die.

jdoe

[IronDragon1]

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Here's my take:
- Go to the same strip club that Moneymaker went to and top his all time hi, i.e. spend at least $100k
- Pay Mike Sexton $10k for Shana's cell phone number. Phone her up and offer her $100k for a full night. I doubt she'd turn it down
- Sit down in the big game with $1M in front of you just for kicks (ya never know, ya might break them suckers)
- Rent a Dodge Viper for a day then get caught in the desert driving 200mph. Try to put the officer on your payroll and end up in jail. Bail set at $5M
- Phone up Shana again and offer her $1M for a full week, ask her if she's seen any Max Hardcore porn movies cos that's what you expect from her
- Contact ESPN and buy the HU coverage on DVD, send it to the boss at work then never show up again ever
- Lose the rest of the $ on the black jack table during the first week after the victory. Broke agian. Luckily you videotaped the week with Shana and can now sell copies on 2+2.

Next please

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No. Not at all. Completely and utterly wrong