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Old 06-22-2005, 05:34 PM
BusterStacks BusterStacks is offline
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Default Re: STD testing

STDs are a myth created by the CIA to scare people into abstinence. Here's how you test yourself:

1) Examine cock

a) everything fine? you pass
b) see any herpes? you fail
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:55 PM
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Default Re: STD testing

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STDs are a myth created by the CIA to scare people into abstinence.

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Well, I'm not entirely sure it was created by the CIA, but there is a definite overstatement in the possibility of getting an STD through unprotected sex.
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:56 PM
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Sponger youre wrong on this one. Its the same guy who invented crack to cripple the black race in the US.
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:06 PM
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Default Re: STD testing

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STDs are a myth created by the CIA to scare people into abstinence.

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Well, I'm not entirely sure it was created by the CIA, but there is a definite overstatement in the possibility of getting an STD through unprotected sex.

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[sarcasm]I agree, all those stats on the NIH website are lies LIES LIES!!!![/sarcasm]
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:32 PM
Stuey Stuey is offline
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Two of my friends have caught something in the past. I think it was chlymadia for both. Anyway they both come out of the doctor's office with horror stories about how they test to see if you have it. I think they made it up, as it sounded medieval. Isn't it just a pee test? These guys described a big q-tip going in places that made me cringe. True or false?
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:53 PM
BusterStacks BusterStacks is offline
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true. q-tip in your pee hole.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:00 PM
CD56 CD56 is offline
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True and false, depends where you go. There is a urine test, but not all places offer it, if they don't then it's a urethral swab.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:00 PM
ceyoung ceyoung is offline
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Default Re: STD testing

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true. q-tip in your pee hole.

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urine works for chlamydia if it's your first piss of the day (at least thats what my doctor told me). but the q-tip test is more accurate, and more uncomfortable.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:40 PM
Michael Davis Michael Davis is offline
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Urethral swabs suck bad. No further comment.

-Michael
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:53 AM
Vavavoom Vavavoom is offline
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Agreed...

My swab was done with what I believe was a Capri-Sun straw !!.....At my clinic...

Pretty Painful....

Answer to OP.....I think what you're looking for is "Well-Man Test".....In the Uk, in private clinics.....U get tested for everything you can possibly ever catch etc....

They take swabs, blood, urine, sweat etc.......Costs about £250....approx....But Peace of mind is assured (well, if u pass all tests).....
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