Getting into the mile high club

[Non_Comformist]

OK here's the situation, im on way the Boston. Ill be at PDX for a couple hours, then a layover in SF for 2 hours, followed by an 8 hour flight to Boston. What the best way to maximize my chances of joining the mile high club, or atleast banging someone during the lay over? I'm better looking that probably 80% of males.

I've got 2 hours here get ideas so give me your best.

PS. Airports are boring as [censored]. There was a super hot older chick with a sweet ass but she saw my starwars book and left. what a bitch