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Old 05-16-2005, 06:24 PM
x2ski x2ski is offline
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all his live [censored] >>> any of his studio [censored]. that guy can play some guitar like no one's business

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Old 05-16-2005, 07:17 PM
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John Mayer was awesome until he went radio

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so he used to not whisper and moan before he went radio? oh and it looks like he he is about to cry watching him sing, live is even worse than just hearing him--never thought possible.
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:25 PM
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Heh, the phrase "stick it in her pooper" actually applies to this thread. I don't know if it's true or not, but my friend told me he knew a girl that wanted to go backstage at a John Mayer show. John Mayer met her and told her she could come backstage under one condition: If she let him stick it in her pooper.

She went backstage.

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One of my good friends at school is on record saying that she would perform any sexual favor for John Mayer as long as it didn't involve serious physical injury.

And she's a virgin!
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:25 PM
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john mayer is stupid.
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:57 PM
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Default Re: John Mayer

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Heh, the phrase "stick it in her pooper" actually applies to this thread. I don't know if it's true or not, but my friend told me he knew a girl that wanted to go backstage at a John Mayer show. John Mayer met her and told her she could come backstage under one condition: If she let him stick it in her pooper.

She went backstage.

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In an unrelated note:

Back in junior high a girl at my school was banging herself with a frozen hot dog and it broke off and she had to go to the emergency room to get it removed.
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:00 PM
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PLEASE tell me that was a joke.
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:08 PM
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PLEASE tell me that was a joke.

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no a girl at mah school did that too and the followin yr her bf was doing her so rough in the pooper he ripped her spincter (sp?) muscle and some other stuff - took her to the ER and dropped her....wow she had a rough time
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:10 PM
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GROSS!!!! That story did not go over well with mah stomach.
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:11 PM
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GROSS!!!! That story did not go over well with mah stomach.

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thats y i always stress mucho lub boys!!
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:44 PM
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John Mayer's a total douchebag.
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