My roommate sucks at masturbating

[beerbandit]

there wasnt a tie hanging from the door knob was there?

[chaas4747]

I have never thought there was a bad time to jerk off.

[Shajen]

Next time you leave, let him know when you plan to be back.

I'd recommend this:

"Hey, I'm going out to grab a burger real quick, so if you are gonna spank it again, better make it happen in the next 15 minutes or so."

Should do the trick. Laugh at him for me though.

[chaas4747]

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whenever one of you is in there having sex

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Swede,
Reading Augie's post I do not think this will ever be a problem for him or his roommate.

[Blarg]

How would you know? Well, I guess it's better than bragging.

[boedeker]

i was in an indie pop band in college and the guitarist had a roommate similar to yours.

one day we came home from band practice to catch him in the act. we told him to pay us all 3 dollars or we would write a song about him. his name was eric coker so we called it eric coker chicken choker.

[chaas4747]

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i was in an indie pop band in college and the guitarist had a roommate similar to yours.

one day we came home from band practice to catch him in the act. we told him to pay us all 3 dollars or we would write a song about him. his name was eric coker so we called it eric coker chicken choker.

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Three WHOLE Dollars?

[MoreWineII]

Everybody whacks. Just laugh it off.

[istewart]

Sponger you always amuse me.