Favorite Simpsons Quote

[rusellmj]

MY REETIREMINT GREEEASE!!!!

[Utah]

Marge, "You're basing our retirement on grease"

Homer {very sarcastically} "No Marge. I'm basing our retirement on savings and wise investments. Of course, grease!"

[Turning Stone Pro]

When Lionel Hutz is representing Homer after he sues the seafod restaurant for throwing him out of the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet:

I ask you, ladies and gentlemen, does this look like a man who's had 'all he could eat?'

TSP

[Mitochondria]

"We have notes. Have you thought about Dave Chapelle? DESTROY!"

[slickpoppa]

I so hard to pick just one quote, but the first one that came to my mind was:

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[Blarg]

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I so hard to pick just one quote, but the first one that came to my mind was:

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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Yeah, that one 's a classic. The staff were raving about how much they loved that one too, on one of the DVD commentaries.

[bennyk]

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Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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this is clearly the best.

bk

[Peter]

Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night.
Homer: Woohoo! Problem solved!

[Richard Tanner]

In addition,
Homer: Kids we must stop the moster that has enslaved your mother, I call him "Gamblor".

Cody

[Gamblor]

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In addition,
Homer: Kids we must stop the moster that has enslaved your mother, I call him "Gamblor".

Cody

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bingo.