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Old 04-14-2005, 05:11 AM
bernie bernie is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them

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Since we're going down that road...

I just read this one this week.

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
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See you next month.

b
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:32 AM
HesseJam HesseJam is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

Q: A woman crosses the road at a pedXing and is run over by a car. Who's fault is it?






A: Hers. She should have stayed in the kitchen.
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Q: Why do women have a slightly larger brain than chicken?







A: It prevents them from crapping in the yard.
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Q: What does a woman do in a space ship?








A: Cleaning up.
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:37 AM
adsman adsman is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them

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Since we're going down that road...

I just read this one this week.

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
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See you next month.

b

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That I actually haven't seen before. Nice.
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:40 AM
NLSoldier NLSoldier is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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Contining the same theme...

Why do women get periods?

Cause they deserve them

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Since we're going down that road...

I just read this one this week.

What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
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See you next month.

b

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Wow I am an idiot, this one actually took me a few minutes. I like it though.
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:44 AM
TripleH68 TripleH68 is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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their nipples get more pronounced

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True.
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:47 AM
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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It was funnier the first time

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GoT
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Old 04-14-2005, 05:49 AM
GuyOnTilt GuyOnTilt is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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Q: Why do women have a slightly larger brain than chicken?

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Q: What does a woman do in a space ship?

A: Cleaning up.

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Your grammar hurts my brain.

GoT
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Old 04-14-2005, 08:52 AM
Lawrence Ng Lawrence Ng is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

If a woman says, don't stop - that means YOU ARE THE MAN!!

Lawrence
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Old 04-14-2005, 09:46 AM
InchoateHand InchoateHand is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

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What bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die....nevermind. That one has been around more than once Im sure.

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I always heard this as more of a saying: Don't trust anything that can bleed 7 days out of every month and not die.
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Old 04-14-2005, 09:49 AM
tolbiny tolbiny is offline
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Default Re: question: how can you tell if a woman has had an orgasm?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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