Really funny conversation about poker

[ismisus]

your friend can kick your ass in poker.

[KingCon]

With boring ass conversations like that, you should think God everyday that you actually have a friend to converse with.

[TStoneMBD]

i dont know what these people are talking about. your conversation is funny and i get it.

[CORed]

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I have no idea what either one of you were talking about.

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That's alright. Neither did they.

[bholdr]

me: Man i went to a cardroom tonight and played some poker.
dude i hang with at the bar: oh yeah? did you win?
me: yeah...
him: how much?
me: about 180$
him: holy crap! 180$!!
me: it's ok i lost 200$ last night
him: what the fu**?! 200$???
me: you think that's bad?
him: that's terrible!
me: you should hear about how i did betting college hoops this year...
him: oh yeah?
me: nevermind.
him: how much do you play poker?
me: quite a bit...
him: how much have you lost, overall?
me: haven't.
him: huh?
me: i make money.
him: you win money?
me: i MAKE money.
him: how much?
me: lemme buy you a beer, man.
him: how much?
me: not that much.
him: HOW MUCH?
me: about a grand a month, playing about 40 hours.
him: really?
me: yes.
hm: really? REALLY?
me: YES.
him: you must be one lucky son of a bitch.
me:...
me: you have no idea...

[ismisus]

Here's my conversation

Me: Hey I just won 8k in a tourney
Him: In a poker tourney?
Me: YES!!!
Him: You're such a loser, play at home all day, get no play
Me: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Him: Thats rite bitch

[andyfox]

Is your friend David Mamet?

[eleventy]

Who's on first?

[MarkD]

This had me laughing.

[ApolloQuiet]

The other day, I saw a whino on the street eating a grape. I said "dude.....you gotta wait!"