A romantic question :

[Kaz The Original]

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What a smashingly witty comment. And how unexpected. Gee, swallow cum? Wow, are you a writer for The Office ?

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[SPOILER FOR A TOM CRUISE MOVIE]


It's actually a loose quote from a Tom Cruise movie. The one where he has to wear a freaky mask... where the chick drives him off the edge of the cliff because he dumps her. I'm pretty sure it ends with him a in a dream state that a company put him in at his request.

The girl says it to him "I SWALLOWED YOUR CUM, THAT MEANS SOMETHING".

[Felix_Nietsche]

Fix a plate of slice cheese(gouda)/crackers/grapes/strawberries and have a wine tasting party the first night.

Next night take her to Hooters and then to the X-rated movies in the bad part of town. Then cap the night off with a nightcap at a strip club. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Kaz The Original]

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So this summer a girl is coming to visit me for 5-7 days. How should I entertain her for this time? How much should I budget? Please consider all relevant aspects.

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I have a few things we can do. Go to the movies, go to the theatre, a few vegetarian places to go out for dinner, a number of great videos to show her (fear and loathing, lock stock, snatch (no it's not porn), porn (I'm kidding... on the square), boondock saints)... a few places to go for lunch, music (but thats a background thing) and a game of scrabble. Also we're going to get really drunk one or two nights, but that is like music in the background.

I need other activities!

[Dead]

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What a smashingly witty comment. And how unexpected. Gee, swallow cum? Wow, are you a writer for The Office ?

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You're right.

He should take a dump on her chest instead.

[PoBoy321]

Is she your internet girlfriend?

If so, she'll probably want you to suck her dick.

[MicroBob]

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make her sit and watch you play online poker and tell her bad beat stories



I burst out laughing.

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So did I. And I'm in a public place.

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I need other activities!

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Bowling and mini-golf!

[Kaz The Original]

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Is she your internet girlfriend?

If so, she'll probably want you to suck her dick.

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No, she's actually a friend of an ex girlfriend. Very much female.

[Kaz The Original]

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I need other activities!

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Bowling and mini-golf!

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Mini-golf, I can work with that.

I'm also going to try cooking for her. Well, my sister taught me how to make a wicked good salad, so I'm going to try to sweep her off her feet that way.

[jakethebake]

give it to her in da butt.