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A-li-zee 15 34.88%
uh-LI-zee 6 13.95%
uh-LEE-zay 11 25.58%
other...please post it. 11 25.58%
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:30 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

The guy from 24.
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:35 PM
Soul Daddy Soul Daddy is offline
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

Bourne might have a chance if it were early in the morning, as Jack doesn't really hit his superhero stride until well past mid-day.
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Old 03-22-2005, 02:05 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

jack bauer is your schoolyard bully who can kick some ass. bourne is a trained assassin. the fight is heavily lopsided and favored for jason bourne
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Old 03-22-2005, 02:13 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

Pfft. Clearly Jason Bourne would win as he'd have better writers and more budget.

God 24 is the crappiest show I can't stop watching. It's seriously got some of the worst writing and cinematography I've ever seen.

For those who don't watch it. I'll bring you up to speed:

Beeping noise...

Jack bauer is standing.

A terrorist is sitting and/or standing near Jack.

Jack: WHERE IS THE BOMB!?!?!?!

--black screen--
Narrator: stay tuned for scene's from next week's all new 24
--credits--
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Old 03-22-2005, 02:26 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

BADASS.
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Old 03-22-2005, 02:39 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

Jack Bauer. And it isn't even close.
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Old 03-22-2005, 02:42 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

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Jack Bauer. And it isn't even close.

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Old 03-22-2005, 02:44 PM
Edge34 Edge34 is offline
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

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Jack Bauer. And it isn't even close.

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This statement is simply ridiculous. Jack Bauer couldn't even carry Bourne's jockstrap.
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:47 PM
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

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Jack Bauer. And it isn't even close.

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Bourne would kick his ass, get amnesia, forget about it, and kick his again the next day.
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:53 PM
PoBoy321 PoBoy321 is offline
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Default Re: Who will win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

As much as I love Jack Bauer, I have to say that the answer is Jason Bourne. While Jack Bauer IS capable of singlehandedly defending himself against an army of well-trained mercenaries, in simple hand to hand combat, I think that the edge has to go to Jason Bourne.

EDIT: Wait, what am I talking about? Did you see the last episode of season 2? When he killed all those guys at the USC stadium? He got this guy in a headlock, did a backflip off a wall and snapped his [censored] neck. The answer is Jack Bauer. End of story.

Now I wanna change my vote.
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