How has tilt made you a better person? - Page 2

Sponger15SB · #11 03-14-2005, 04:30 AM

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I am already writting a script for ESPN when televised darts takes off. I won't give you the details yet, but their will be countless amounts of cheating and a talking dolphin named Roscoe.

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A bunch of people in the library must think I'm crazy for laughing out loud while I'm sitting at this computer.

tek · #12 03-14-2005, 08:51 AM

I learned how to get chips palmed off from my horses [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

transmitt · #13 03-14-2005, 11:30 AM

Tilt has taught me to never let a hooker handcuff me to a huge metal X.

Kipu · #14 03-14-2005, 11:50 AM

Tilt has taught me that if I ever play in the WSOP main event, it will not take up much of my time or energy. I will still be able to carry on my many other daily activities such as extortion, a quick trip upstate to kill a guy, my day job at the boiler room, planning sting operations with the FBI, having lots of sex, etc.

BellyBuster7 · #15 03-14-2005, 03:15 PM

Tilt has taught me that when you're used to getting a tonguebath, it's hard to go back to the Charmin.

Tilt has taught me the proper way to react when someone string bets me in a backroom game.

Tilt has taught me that when someone mistakenly thinks it's my birthday, to just smile and gracefully accept their gifts.

Ulysses · #16 03-14-2005, 04:06 PM

Oh man, what a great question.

Life: It has taught me so much about psychology and values and what it takes to be successful in life.

Poker: It has taught me to approach the game in a different way. Most specifically, it has really helped take my hand-reading to the next level.

chalimac · #17 03-14-2005, 04:36 PM

Tilt has taught me to ask for a freeroll threesome on my birthday and to say it's my birthday every weekend.

OrianasDaad · #18 03-14-2005, 05:50 PM

Tilt has improved me in an indirect way.

Since I didn't watch it, I have gained against all those that did.

MonkeeMan · #19 03-14-2005, 05:58 PM

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Since I didn't watch it, I have gained against all those that did.

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And you think this because...
1) You never eat chili
2) You don't celebrate your birthday
3) You'd rather watch the weather channel

riffraff · #20 03-14-2005, 07:08 PM

You'll obviously never get out of the kiddie pool.