What's the craziest fight you've ever seen, heard of or been in?

[Dr. Strangelove]

In fifth grade I got bullied by these two sixth graders who were bigger than me, so I head butted one and beat the [censored] out of the other guy. After that they quit screwing with me.
I don't know why, but I was kind of a magnet for bullies. And it always ended in a fight. I hate bullies.

[slickpoppa]

I once kicked the sh*t out of this guy named M. Bison with a couple of well-timed haidookens.

[Duke]

This is one of the reasons that I don't fight. I wouldn't be able to "repeatedly stab" someone without killing them.

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[ClassicBob]

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I once kicked the sh*t out of this guy named M. Bison with a couple of well-timed haidookens.

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nh

[Shajen]

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This is one of the reasons that I don't fight. I wouldn't be able to "repeatedly stab" someone without killing them.

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that, and the whole "only gonna fight if fighting is the only means to solve the problem. There aren't very many situations where I see myself getting into a fight. Mess with me? Hey, whatever man. Mess with my family? Get ready to die.

[BeerMoney]

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I don't know the full extent of the story or what really happened but his friend goes crazy and pulls a knife on him and starts repeatably stabbing him. My friend is no slouch and fights back.

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this type of thing happened in my high school, but the stabber only stabbed once, got the other kid in the stomach, and the other kid died within one day. One of the saddest days of my life. They probably would have been friends two weeks later.

[bdk3clash]

New Year's Eve, 1999--I was in Paris alone and was on the Champs Elysees along with about a million other drunk people. There was a group of guys going around and groping women, most of whom didn't really appreciate it but couldn't do much about it.

I was sort of trailing those guys because I had a strong suspicion that they were going to eventually grope the wrong girl and I love watching fracasses.

So they make their way up to this one girl and commence their groping, and I swear within about 2 seconds TWO of the dudes she was with EACH pulled out retractable batons and just started whopming on the lead groper. His "friends" scattered, the whopming continued for maybe 10-15 seconds, the girl got a few kicks in, and then the whompers took off.

The whole incident lasted maybe 20-30 seconds, but it felt like forever. It was really amazing.

[Reef]

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Still a pretty good story I think...seriously...who head butts people?

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I've got a friend who is 5'4" (sms) or so and that is ALWAYS his openeing move. It's effective. Not my choice. but effective.

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so.. how does he headbutt someone is it 6'+?

[jakethebake]

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Still a pretty good story I think...seriously...who head butts people?

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I've got a friend who is 5'4" (sms) or so and that is ALWAYS his openeing move. It's effective. Not my choice. but effective.

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so.. how does he headbutt someone is it 6'+?

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You don't headbutt to the top of their head. It's kinda more your upper forehead to their nose. The nose is the prime target.

[wh1t3bread]

Well apparantly this is more common than I thought.... I think it is a GREAT move by the way, no one really suspects a head butt.