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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you." [/ QUOTE ] Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke? [/ QUOTE ] No, just a long story. [/ QUOTE ] Oh, alright, sorry. If it's like that I hear you. |
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Get some clearasil.
The girl started crying and balling and all of her friends started bitching at me. Blackjack |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you." [/ QUOTE ] Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke? [/ QUOTE ] If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist. [/ QUOTE ] Laughing is all good, but after all love is the most important and serious thing in the world. Anyway apparently the OP wasn't really joking per se. |
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(To a chubby girl who was complaining that she was fat while holding a donut in each hand)
"Maybe if you didn't eat so many donuts you wouldn't be so fat." I don't know if this qualifies as "dumb" since after all I hadn't been trying to get with this girl or anything like that, but it's probably the most tactless thing I've ever said to a girl. |
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On a first date, after a long night of drinking, during a conversation I got myself stuck and had to say "uh, what was your name again?"
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you." [/ QUOTE ] Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke? [/ QUOTE ] If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist. [/ QUOTE ] Laughing is all good, but after all love is the most important and serious thing in the world. Anyway apparently the OP wasn't really joking per se. [/ QUOTE ] LOL, it was a bit of a joke and a sob story at the same time. Just depends on your perspective. Nothing traumatic or anything. |
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love is the most important and serious thing in the world [/ QUOTE ] Oh, Lord. This might be a more involved procedure than anticipated. |
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The last time I was in Vegas I vaguely remember screaming "I wanna [censored] you like an animal!" at a beautiful girl dancing on the bar in Coyote Ugly.
Not sure if it's the dumbest thing or not, but it's gotta be right up there. |
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she walked out of the store, out of the mall, into her car and drove off without me. [/ QUOTE ] Sorry for saying this, but your wife is a [censored] bitch. |
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[ QUOTE ] love is the most important and serious thing in the world [/ QUOTE ] Oh, Lord. This might be a more involved procedure than anticipated. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha. i like this post. i use to to think "hi.. so.. do you like checkers?" was a legitimately good pickup line. i use it 3 times that i can remember. it never worked. |
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