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Old 03-01-2005, 01:05 AM
ilya ilya is offline
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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No, just a long story.

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Oh, alright, sorry. If it's like that I hear you.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:07 AM
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Get some clearasil.

The girl started crying and balling and all of her friends started bitching at me.

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Old 03-01-2005, 01:07 AM
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist.

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Laughing is all good, but after all love is the most important and serious thing in the world. Anyway apparently the OP wasn't really joking per se.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:10 AM
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

(To a chubby girl who was complaining that she was fat while holding a donut in each hand)

"Maybe if you didn't eat so many donuts you wouldn't be so fat."

I don't know if this qualifies as "dumb" since after all I hadn't been trying to get with this girl or anything like that, but it's probably the most tactless thing I've ever said to a girl.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:12 AM
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On a first date, after a long night of drinking, during a conversation I got myself stuck and had to say "uh, what was your name again?"

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Old 03-01-2005, 01:15 AM
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist.

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Laughing is all good, but after all love is the most important and serious thing in the world. Anyway apparently the OP wasn't really joking per se.

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LOL, it was a bit of a joke and a sob story at the same time. Just depends on your perspective. Nothing traumatic or anything.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:22 AM
RunDownHouse RunDownHouse is offline
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

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love is the most important and serious thing in the world

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Oh, Lord. This might be a more involved procedure than anticipated.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:25 AM
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The last time I was in Vegas I vaguely remember screaming "I wanna [censored] you like an animal!" at a beautiful girl dancing on the bar in Coyote Ugly.

Not sure if it's the dumbest thing or not, but it's gotta be right up there.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:28 AM
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she walked out of the store, out of the mall, into her car and drove off without me.

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Sorry for saying this, but your wife is a [censored] bitch.
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Old 03-01-2005, 01:30 AM
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Default Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

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love is the most important and serious thing in the world

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Oh, Lord. This might be a more involved procedure than anticipated.

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hahaha. i like this post.

i use to to think "hi.. so.. do you like checkers?" was a legitimately good pickup line. i use it 3 times that i can remember. it never worked.
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