God.

[SpicyF]

Kipin,

please dont bother me with egotistical requests like this.

[nolanfan34]

Hi God,

I just wanted to say thanks for taking time to make sure all of our athletes are meeting their goals. Cause they always say it was because of you.

[kipin]

Don't forget the fine grammy award winning gangster rappers either.

[freakintemp]

This is the 3rd stupidest thread I've seen in OOT all day.

Freakin

[peachy]

i meet the qualifications for a mansion!! wheres mine?

[SpicyF]

nolanfan,

well thx for those nice words. But the beauty of winning isn't always as clearcut as it may seem. You see, I God, likes to bet on sports. The US track and field team alone has paid for numerous outsourced miracles in modern time.

[SpicyF]

Sorry there was an administrative error 2 years ago, you filled out the wrong forms!

[B Dids]

I understand that you're still upset about your banning, Freakin, but please understand, SpicyF is very much God.

"Keaton once said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm scared of him'. Well I believe in God, and the only thing I'm scared of is SpicyF".

[rusellmj]

[ QUOTE ]
I am God.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank you for the nice girl I met recently.

Russ (But you already knew that)

[Alobar]

Hey God, how do you explain George Bush, Dr. Phil, Pop music, and Everybody Loves Raymond? Have you forsaken us?