Re: Chug a longneck bottle of beer in 7 seconds
I read this one time I doubt anyne can pull this off, but it makes a hell of a story. You need dentures and a glass eye. Bet your friends a lot of money you can go into a bar piss all over and make the bartender smile. Then go to the bartender and say I bet you I can lick by eye he will take the bet. You pull out your glass eye and lick it. Then say I will give you a shot since I wasnt honest with you there. I bet you double or nothing I can bite my nose, He'll take it. Pull out your dentures and bite your nose. Then say I'll give you one more shot. I bet you I can piss in a shot glass from 10 feet away and not spill a drop. He will take it. You piss all over and lose his money back to him. Then walk out of the bar and collect from your friends.
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