Favorite hungover breakfast foods

[dr. klopek]

When I used to go to work hungover at 5am I'd get lunch at this cart: a potato, eggs, salsa, steak and sour cream burrito. It was fantastic, after about an hour, cured.

Evan-Gatorade is exactly wehere it's at.

[lapoker17]

Scrapple.

[mmcd]

Last night I just got a little carried away and killed about a 1/4 of a handle of Maker's. \

No wonder you don't really get hungover. Try drinking a whole handle and see how you feel the next morning (afternoon).

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
Last night I just got a little carried away and killed about a 1/4 of a handle of Maker's. \

No wonder you don't really get hungover. Try drinking a whole handle and see how you feel the next morning (afternoon).

[/ QUOTE ]LMAO, except MM is 100 proof.

[bholdr]

Ok i know it sounds goofy, but i SWEAR, the only way to cure a hangover faster is by getting drunk again. if you can't be bothered to save some booze for the next morning, then consider drinking about three shots of pickle juice.

Why is it so effective?
When we get hangovers, as guy on tilt implied, it's mainly due to dehydration, which is what makes gatorade such a good remedy. our bodies crave the sodium and potassium electrolytes that gatorade provides, but all that sugar really cancells some of the effect.

hence pickle juice- it's chock full of the salts that the body needs without the sugar. it's also cheap, and every bachelor likely has some in the fridge. One shot of good kosher dill nectar is as good as about a quart of gatorade. drink water as a chaser. It works in about ten minutes or less and is good for any dehydration- not just hangovers.

After the first few times that it works for you, you'll notice a strange thing- a psychological association that makes pickle juice taste like the purest thing since 10,000 year old glacier water (which, IMO, is pretty damn good).

I learned about this from one of the nations leading experts on hydration- some naked chick with fairy wings on at the BURNING MAN festival outside of Gerlach, Nevada. there 30K people hang naked in the desert at 6000 feet and 110 degrees- they know a thing or two about staying hydrated.

Piss Clear.
Bholdr


oh, here's a couple more good ones:
eggs (i know it's been said)
Miso soup
anything with B vitamins (red bull, odwalla)
seedless green grapes
any adreniline jolt- wakes you right up.

or another fav of mine- eight more hours of sleep! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
When we get hangovers, as guy on tilt implied, it's mainly due to dehydration,

[/ QUOTE ] I believe this is incorrect. Dehydration is part of it, but def not all of it. Dr. Wacki, I require your assistance and clarification.

Paging Dr. Wacki.

[bholdr]

dehydration is the MAIN part of a hangover. yes, i know abuout all of the nasty sulfites and other chemiclles that get stuck in your system after a night of binge drinking...

but why are they stuck there?

because you're too dehydrated to piss 'em out!

piss clear.
bholdr.

[ThaSaltCracka]

thanks chief.

[bholdr]

trust me. i have performed extensive research on the subject, at great personal risk and expense.

[bholdr]

don't forget the biscuts n' gravy. i sometimes do to a diner and get this at 5AM- no hangover!