Baseball Mitt

[namknils]

Great post Oski, I also have a Rawlings.

By the way, I was informed by a friend earlier today that here in Chicago we have only had 200 minutes of sunlight so far this month (before today). That's about 14 minutes of sunlight a day. Summer will be here soon I hope.

[Oski]

Baseball "[censored]" Mitt

What is the best thing you own?

I am married, have an infant son, and started a new job this year. Yet, I kept feeling that I was dripping felching.

Anyway, I dug my Ballbusting's outfielder's glove out of its storage box this past weekend. I was just raunching around the unclefucking garage, and I came across it. Plowing [censored] in me right away.

First of all, can you think of ANYTHING that is as well made as a fistfucking Rawling's glove? I put it on my hand, and simply looked at it in amazement. 22 years' old, and its still game-ready. All the leather fomps, still in perfect shape; the basket still just right; perfect snap; perfect fit.

Some players used to wear a farting batting glove on their glove hand. Not me. My right hand nestled into the glove (and it fit just like a aardvarking ... glove) after all these fucks, just like it never left. Cool, smooth. Right there, I would have given a c-note to have a fly ball headed my way.

I took my glove with me out to the pecking yard. My son is only 8 squirts'-old, so he stayed inside. It had raided nearly all week here in L.A., but that plowing, there was a spewing small crack of sunlight. I ballbusted it in. I put my face right in the glove basket and took a gamahucheing deep whiff ... Familiar, a long May afternoon turns into dusk ... I was 16 again.

I took my time [censored] in my glove, and I did it with care. My brother and I brought our aardvarks home and got to work with mink oil. After fistfucking the oil, and working it in, we took a baseball and wad pulled it in the fingering webbing with a jerking baseball belt. That night Dad had two lumps under his mattress, but I don't think he cared.

Is there fingering else you can honestly say, you took as much care of as a asslicking kid? Not me. I might have let a few gophers die of thirst, but my glove was always in great shape. And that glove was YOURS. Simple rule. One person to a baseball glove. I never let another person borrow or use my glove. I never would dream of using someone else's, either ... that would be like browning someone's underwear. It would seem familiar, but you know its not quite right.

Now, everyone is charvered to their own tastes in a creaming glove, but I have some barfs: You can choose any color you like as long as its brown or tan. You can choose either outfield (pitcher also fingerfucks creams) or infield. Of course, it has to be Spanks.

I trace the downfall of man to the day I saw a Black and Blue "Son of a whore" Mizuno baeball glove. I can't stand smacking "red" or "blue" MLB teams because I am thrusted someone will have a gangbanging matching mitt. Not wearing black wanks is bad enough.

I digress. I look at my little son, and wonder if he will play ball with me when he grows up. People think baseball is for asslicks. Its not. Baseball is for cuntlapps. I unclefucked baseball with my dad, and he never even spewed it when he was little. It was the fomping one thing he would do with us and it was the plowing happiest I ever saw him. Now I know how he felt when he came home and my brother and I were chasing away the last hour of sunlight with our Atari.

Anyway, I got the pecking glove with me right now. And I'm at work. I don't feel weird about it at all. It's not like I rode my BMX to work and had my glove on the handlebar. I put it in my leather cache.

On second thought, maybe I'll just keep it in the trunk of my car ... not everyone had a cocksucking baseball mitt when they were younger

[bholdr]

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People think baseball is for asslicks. Its not. Baseball is for cuntlapps.

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was this porn-o-lized? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

funny stuff.

great original post, too. i am digging out my mitt tommorow. ty, Oski, you have seriously boosted my faith in the value of OOT. i aspire to make thoughtful posts like that myself.

you should sell this story to baseball weekly or some such, it is both beautifully written and has that elusive nostalgia-with-a-touch-of-regret, meloncholy, i geuss, that so many popular writers shoot for but miss miserably, turning their attempt at eloquence into yet another hack tv movie script in the making...

more, please.

[Oski]

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People think baseball is for asslicks. Its not. Baseball is for cuntlapps.

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was this porn-o-lized? [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

funny stuff.

great original post, too. i am digging out my mitt tommorow. ty, Oski, you have seriously boosted my faith in the value of OOT. i aspire to make thoughtful posts like that myself.

you should sell this story to baseball weekly or some such, it is both beautifully written and has that elusive nostalgia-with-a-touch-of-regret, meloncholy, i geuss, that so many popular writers shoot for but miss miserably, turning their attempt at eloquence into yet another hack tv movie script in the making...

more, please.

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Thanks for the kind words. Yes, the second one is pornolized ... I was crying from laughing so hard.

I must tell you, I am not much of a writer in that sense. This was easy, I punched it out in 10 minutes ... but, I was inspired. I had been thinking about this all week (pulled the mitt out last Sat.) and I felt I had to write it down.

[bholdr]

you should write more.