The Top Ten SmartASS poker players in the World! - Page 2

partygirluk · #11 12-26-2004, 08:11 AM

Thanks for the philosophy lesson. Do you respect both the Vince Lepore and Smoothcall incarnations of yourself, or just Vince Lepore?

Vince Lepore · #12 12-26-2004, 04:39 PM

I do not post anonymously or under a pseudonym. With me you always get the one and only Vince Lepore. You on the other hand are a male afraid of his own masculinity and pose as a female, now don't you - partygirl

Vince

Cyber Jet Li · #13 12-26-2004, 06:57 PM

Why such harsh feelings for Mr Lepore? "O my! He didn't spell the players names correctly. That can't be tolerated! My mother would beat my rear for a year!" (spoken in a cracking nerd voice)

Writing posts to critique spelling is capital L.A.M.E. If you can't come up with something original, don't bother. Forum spell checking is so 1995.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for personal attacks. But let's make them good, and have a reason better than 'name spelling'. I believe Freud diagnosed such behavior as the desire to inbreed with your siblings. Go figure....

partygirluk · #14 12-26-2004, 08:29 PM

Quite simple really.

Vince ranked himself no. 1) In the list of smartass players. I take this to indicate

i) He is very smart.
ii) He is very much an ass.

His apparent lack of spelling ability casts i) into doubt.

Best wishes,

partygirl.

Hack · #15 12-26-2004, 09:37 PM

You don't have to be smart to be a smartass.

You don't have to be an ass to be a smartass.

Word dissection does not work in this case.

partygirluk · #16 12-26-2004, 09:41 PM

Ah OK, apologies. Atlantic divide.

Hack · #17 12-26-2004, 09:50 PM

No problem.

Just shows how complex American English really is.

Cyber Jet Li · #18 12-26-2004, 10:00 PM

Thanks Hack you've enlightened us all. And therefore you've fulfilled your purpose. You can walk off quiety into the sunset now...please.

Hack · #19 12-26-2004, 10:02 PM

I was just helping a Brit out.

No need for you to be a dick and a troll.

Your 4 posts have been most unimpressive.

Cyber Jet Li · #20 12-26-2004, 10:34 PM

I'm sure he doesn't need help from you chief.

My posts may not have impressed you, but is it not a case of the pot calling the kettle a George Forman Grill? Your mother isn't impressed by your miserable failings in life. You've gone and ruined your family and you dare criticize me. I wasn't going to bring all that up. You see, Hack, you've gone and forced my hand. When will you learn.