What is the most stupid player you have seen in poker?

[Izaak_Walton]

Most Stupid Player Award:

First Place: Me for accidentally clicking an "all-in" button (that I'd never even noticed before) while 2-tabling crypto (with major overlap) and playing free-cell on my laptop. This was preflop, and I had J6. Imagine my surprise to see my whole $103 bet on J6. At first I couldn't even imagine how it could have happened with just one click. But my immediate thought was "well, at least nobody is going to call it unless they have AA, and the odds are nobody does, so I'm OK". But I had not figured on:

Runner-up: Villain, who calls all in ($43) preflop with AT.

2nd Runner-up: Whoever decided on an "all-in" button in the first place.

[Nighthowl]

Live game:

I'm in bb with 72, guy beside me limps.

Flop comes Q32.
I bet.
He calls.

Turn Q
I bet, he calls

River is 3 Now Board is QQ233 and I have 7 high

I bluff. He calls.

I turn over my 7 and he sadly shows me his 6 (62).

[TheHip41]

Playing Live 5-10

Flop is AA6

Retard bets, I fold, Decent players calls

Turn is AA63

Retard bets, Decent raises, Retard calls.

River is AA673

Retard bets, D. raises, R 3-bets, Decent 4 bets, 8 bets, 9 bets, 10, 11 bets, finally retard calls with about 110 or 120 in front of him.

Good player has A7 board is AA763
Retard has 76

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I liked this guy

[VinnyTheFish]

Me. 50K at Interpoker. I am playing great. Top 70 paid, I am hanging about 80th with 110 left. I am happy and ready to move.

I get 99 in the SB, in limper from MP. I raise 2.5 times the BB. BB folds, MP calls ( but I have him covered leaving me with 50% of my chips if we go all-in.)

Flop 956 rainbow – top set for me!

I think, who would call? AA, KK, QQ, JJ, TT, 55, 66, and 47? But who would play 74?

I push, fully confident he will fold or be a major dog. I actually laugh when he turns over 74 until

Turn comes a 3.

I immediately tilt and miss a flush draw that makes me the personification of my Handle.

Hence, I am named correctly and win the award.

[daryn]

i don't get this one...

[stir]

My vote for stupidity is not an individual hand, but I sat at a table online yesterday at which a guy played 100% of his hands until he ran out of $$. By rough count he played
every hand for about 6 orbits before running out of chips. I don't know how many more hands he played before I got there, but he'd been there awhile because he had >$100 at $1/2 when I noticed him.

Other experienced players here have probably seen 100% VP$IP before, but was a first for me.

[VinnyTheFish]

It was a bad beat-tilt crying story. I should not have posted it. But I feel that I am the stupidest since I let a bad beat run me out of a big game.

[aslowjoe]

Do you think poker is more interesting when the cards are hidden? Well think again.

I am headed back to my room for the night and as I am walking by the poker room I stop and watch a hand at the 3-6 limit holdem.
Our Hero is sitting about MP2 he limps in with 5,7 spades. Our Super hero is sitting at the end of the table holding.(who is holding his cards at face level) KQo, he limps the blinds complete and check.
Flop T82 rainbow no spades.
checked to hero who picks cards up off table exposing them to to our Super hero and everyone else at the end of the table.
Hero bets, Super Hero calls, BB calls.
Turn 4
Hero bets(still holding cards up in plain view) Super hero calls BB folds
River 6
Hero bets. Super Hero calls. Then slaps his head realizing his mistakes
Hero collects pot with 8 high str8
Joe

[SwordFish]

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Flop 956 rainbow – top set for me!


I think, who would call? AA, KK, QQ, JJ, TT, 55, 66, and 47? But who would play 74?

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I think the current nuts (78) would probably call you here Vinny [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ..... but I get your point about the aftermath.


SF

[rerazor]

"2nd Runner-up: Whoever decided on an "all-in" button in the first place. "

Oh that was the least of his inventions. He went on to create such masterpieces as "Raise any" and the ever-loved "Call any".