Useless Superpowers

[Jman28]

The Snickers-out-of-butt power can be used when you need to convince someone that you are insane. Like, if you kill a dude, and you plead insanity and then eat a butt-snickers.

[nicky g]

Must you really continue to hijack everything now that the election is over?

[BonJoviJones]

I had a bizarre dream once.

In it, I was talking to this guy who had a superpower. His power the ability to teleport between luggage compartments of greyhound buses. Not different buses, but like he could climb in one luggage compartment and climb out of another one on the same bus. (I have no idea if buses even have multiple compartments)

But it had to be a greyhound bus.

I thought the power was pretty cool, my buddy who was with me thought it was pretty lame.

The guy with the power didn't care much.

[nolanfan34]

I thought this thread would be about real superheros who had the most useless powers. I'd vote for Aquaman - what the hell is underwater anyway?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Flightless-Bird Man.

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dude, that is classic.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

The power to become Newt Gingrich for 5 minute intervals. You would be able to inhabit his body and control him for 5 minutes and then you would go back to normal. In 5 minutes you could do it again.

There's not much that you could get done in 5 minutes, plus, why would you even bother?

[WDC]

The former Soviet Union.

The ability to read a anyone at at 3-6 hod'em table.

[nicky g]

The power to morph into a coathanger.

[Matt Flynn]

Useless superpowers? That's what they said about Molecule Man.

Matt

[PokerNoob]

Isn't this the same as being Large Cranium Man?