Maxim Magazine article on Doug Christie - Page 2

youtalkfunny · #11 11-01-2004, 02:34 AM

The Sports Guy is always ripping on Christie, and I never really knew why.

Now I do.

Edge34 · #12 11-01-2004, 02:39 AM

There was a thread about sports cliches a few days ago, and the "I couldn't have done this without" so-and-so came up...

In Christie's case, he really COULDN'T do it without his wife...the nag wouldn't let him! Seriously, going insane on a FAN asking for an autograph? Good lord, this woman's wound way too tight for living...someone said she's a freak in bed, and I sure hope so, otherwise Doug's getting SERIOUSLY shafted.

Of course, being from Minnesota and not being a Kings fan, this story makes me laugh...a lot.

-Edge

ThaSaltCracka · #13 11-01-2004, 02:42 AM

How can anyone be a kings fan anyway? I [censored] hate Chris Webber.

Michael Davis · #14 11-01-2004, 02:44 AM

I read a story once about the discovery of a detached penis on a sidewalk. Now I know who it came from.

-Michael

ThaSaltCracka · #15 11-01-2004, 02:47 AM

you read a story or you heard a story? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Michael Davis · #16 11-01-2004, 02:48 AM

Look, it was a bet, just leave me alone...

-Michael

ThaSaltCracka · #17 11-01-2004, 02:51 AM

haha, I am assuming you are familiar with the song, right?

Michael Davis · #18 11-01-2004, 02:52 AM

No, honestly I'm not sure to what you are referring, except that if it's in a song it's possible I heard it there and am conveniently making the rest up, especially since I don't remember reading or hearing the story.

-Michael

ThaSaltCracka · #19 11-01-2004, 02:54 AM

go download Butthole Surfers "Detachable Penis". Its a pretty funny song.