Universal agreement?

[CrisBrown]

Hi All,

A new Dr. David question.

You're just emerging from the Holy Waters Church of Eternal Ambivalence and, having decided not to go get that abortion after all, you head over to the Gay Gene Therapy Clinic to get your fetus de-homogenized. Along the way, you pass a billboard that says "Universal Agreement, Next Left." As you are a curious sort, you pull into the parking lot and go up to an office, where Dr. Mason sits behind a small desk and in front of a large machine. Dr. Mason explains that he has invented the Universal Agreement Generator. You need only push the button on his desk, and his machine will send out a brain wave to everyone on earth. From that point forward, everyone, everywhere, including unborn children and offspring yet to be conceived, in perpetuity, will agree with YOU on every imaginable moral or philosophical issue.

Assume you know 100% that this machine will actually work. Do you push the button?

Cris