Funny Norman Chad WSOP quote

[mostsmooth]

last year amir vahidi trying to bluff farha, there was a quick string of comedy, i cant recall them word for word, but something to the effect of "this is the equivalent of a poker dui","the poker police are going to come arrest him", and "his best move would have been to go take a phone call and drop his cards off in a trash can"

[daryn]

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I assume that all the funny lines were cut in later, but who knows, the guy may be really funny.

The best by far was when Doyle Brunson wins a pot from Scott Fischman, and David Plastik says to SF "when you writing your book?" ...

Chad says: "Any book from the Crew will be a coloring book"

So funny. It's too bad the crew are so colorful, and ESPN likes them so much, since Boyd is a scumbag con artist.

Mark

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i hate chad and find him unfunny, but i let out a small laugh at this one.

"if these guys were playing miniature golf, they'd lose their ball on the windmill hole"


i lol'd

[screw "the crew"]

"Lon, if they had the rabbit cam on my marriage, I knew I would have made it past the honeymoon."

[dabluebery]

Best Chad quip EVER was tonight....

When a player gets frustrated by someone, the player said "I shouldn't have let you see this flop," or something. Chad goes....

"Yeah, and I shouldn't have married a woman I met at Jiffy Lube."

He really has grown on me. Looking back, I'm not even sure why that's funny. But I couldn't stop laughing.

Rob

[Tuds75]

About "the Crew's" Resevoir Dogs-ish promo:

"Why don't these kids walk on the sidewalk? What is this West-Side story?"

Also about Danny N's mom: "Jeez Lon, When I asked my mom for dinner; she would give me directions to the drive through"

Only funny because I can relate.

- Tuds

[NNH]

LOL. Yeah it's not even that funny, but it still had me laughing.

[Justin A]

My favorite also.

Justin A

[atomicbran]

I like his definition of a Mike Matusow blowout, where he "takes off his shoe, shoots himself in the foot, takes off his other shoe, shoots himself in that foot, and then takes both injured feet and puts them in his mouth."

[SinCityGuy]

"You don't want to give Phil Ivey more chips. That's like giving Charles Manson the keys to your house."