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Re: Revenge on neighbors
I'm pretty sure the only solution is to move out. Before you go, though, be sure to plant something inside the walls that makes some sort of annoying noise at random/opportune times and has incredibly long battery life (unless you want to run wires to power it!). This'll take some wall patching/painting effort, though. Be careful to rig it up so the noise only projects to her apt.
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
cut her up into little pieces and feed her to a dog?
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Need specs please
I used to live in an apartment that had thin walls, and this old couple turned me in for taking showers late at night. One time they waited until 3am or so to knock on my door and leave a nasty note. Pissed me off beyond belief. So I'd like some more information on this bitchy librarian neighbor you have so OOT and I can come up with something original and appropriate (although I do like the post pix idea already stated.)
Is she married or does she have a significant other? How old is she? What does she do for a living? Does she have any roommates? How much revenge are we talking about here? Merely annoying, epic, or something inbetween? Anything else you can think of is appreciated. And please don't key her car...I'm sure we can think of something better. ScottieK |
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Re: Need specs please
Great ideas, the pee on a baking sheet one is awesome, and so is the rig one.
Scottie: I really don't know much about her. I never see her because her door is really no where near mine, but my living room wall is connected to her apt somehow. I'm fairly sure she's married or some crap like that. BTW I was kidding about the keying the car thing. I have an RX8 and would be so uber pissed if someone keyed my car I'd probably start killing people at random. Thanks for all the great ideas, keep 'em coming! |
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but I don't know what she drives (otherwise I'd key her car). [/ QUOTE ] i believe you get your ass whooped for somethin' like this. no need to key her car, thats damaging property. has she [censored] up your property yet? hey, here's a [censored]' splendid mature and adult thing to do, mozy your lazy ass over to her place and talk to her about it. you would be surprised at what this could do. |
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talk to her about it. you would be surprised at what this could do. [/ QUOTE ] BOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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hey, here's a [censored]' splendid mature and adult thing to do, mozy your lazy ass over to her place and talk to her about it. you would be surprised at what this could do. [/ QUOTE ] Hey, this is OOT. Rational thoughts have no place here. |
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hey, here's a [censored]' splendid mature and adult thing to do, mozy your lazy ass over to her place and talk to her about it. you would be surprised at what this could do. [/ QUOTE ] I have. She insists that me and my boyfriend stay up till 3 in the morning talking loudly and slamming our doors. Meanwhile he works early and I go to school. We do neither of these things and I refuse to stand there and argue with her about my own doings. She has also told me that if I want to stay up late I should go in my (attached) garage and do it. She is completely irrational. |
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I have. [/ QUOTE ] step 2...used condoms. your reply to my post should have been in the OP. |
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
everytime you hear her move, call the cops for a noise complaint.
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