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[SL__72]

Wow that joke is so like... 5 posts ago.

Jesse Jackson

Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

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[dcasper70]

What do you call the useless flabby part surrounding the vagina?


The chick.

[dcasper70]

Why do flies have wings?


So they can beat the Italians to the dump.

[dcasper70]

So a pedophile is leading a small weeping girl into the dark woods one night. He looks down and says:

"Why are you scared, I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone..."

[MrWookie47]

What's better than getting the silver medal in the Special Olympics?

<font color="white"> Not being retarded. </font>

[jakethebake]

Why do women close their eyes during sex?

<font color="white">They can't stand to see a man have a good time. </font>

[jakethebake]

What's worse than a male chauvinist?
<font color="white">A women who won't do what she's told. </font>

[dcasper70]

How do you starve a [insert minority here] guy?

<font color="white"> Hide his food stamps under his work boots </font>

[jakethebake]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
<font color="white"> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. </font>