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Old 11-16-2004, 05:44 PM
SomethingClever SomethingClever is offline
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines

I don't think it's particularly clever or anything, but I love the deliverly of this line from some Beastie Boys song...

Lookin' down the barrel of a gun
son of a gun
son of a bitch
gettin' paid
gettin rich.

A Jay-Z selection (that was probably mentioned in the other thread and obvious, anyway).

I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?" 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind-reader, sir? I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more? "Well you was doin' 55 in a 54."

Another:

Once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when laws were stern and justice stood, and people were behavin' like they ought ta good....
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:45 PM
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines

yep
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:46 PM
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is the first one nelly?
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:47 PM
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines


"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines

"My grandma and your grandma/
[burrrrp] sitting by the fire"

Among others

For instance,

"I stomp Satan in his face till it melts my boots"

However some of my favorite lines are actually not ridiculous.
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:27 PM
ThaSaltCracka ThaSaltCracka is offline
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines

I like this Luda flow:

Stop, drop, KABOOM!, baby rub on ya nipples
Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles
Far from little, make ya mammary glands jiggle
Got 'em under control, the bowl of tender biddles
Doc-tor giggles, I can't stop until it tickles
Just play a little "D" and I'll make ya mouth dribble
Bits and Kibbles, got 'em all after the pickle
I swing it like a bat, but these balls are not whiffle
Hit 'em in triples, wit no strikes, stripes, or whistles
I ain't felt this good, since my wood lived off a thistle
Sippin' some ripple, I got quarters, dimes, and nickels
For shizzle dizzle, I'm on a track with the Big Snoop Dizzle
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:49 PM
The Ocho The Ocho is offline
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines

[ QUOTE ]

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

[/ QUOTE ]

That is 50 Cent.

How bout this one:

"Da ice in my tooth keep da Cristal cold."
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Old 11-16-2004, 07:16 PM
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My teflon
have you screamin' like Wyclef Jean
"Someone please call 9-11"
but if they ever get the watch on my left arm
I'ma have more burried than I got Stephen
First, they put the white sheet over you brother
Then the newpapers put you all over the cover
Then you in a suit, one hand crossed over the other
Last you in the earth with the dirt over you brother.
A tinted hearse is what most men leave in,
followed by a limo full of family and close friends grievin'
When full of marijuana
I'ma wanna kill you as bad as the Terminator wanted Sarah Conner
But, I'm losing my patience
[censored] it, send me to the island I could use a vacation
Now it's easy for me to understand...
How you could just kill a man.
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Old 11-16-2004, 07:19 PM
Bobby Digital Bobby Digital is offline
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...thou shall not [censored] with raw c-poppa
feel a thousand deaths when i drop ya

here is my J contribution:

motherfuckers say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels
do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?

Anyone could say stuff like that but when Jay-Z does it like oh, ok, listen up.




a wack emcee is something I could never be
that's like growing dreadlocks while you taking chemotherapy
theoretically, pen and paper is the recipe
alphabetically, I'm comin after you like the letter V

I could go on for days....
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Old 11-16-2004, 07:22 PM
Daliman Daliman is offline
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Default Re: Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Lines

Two, from the same song...

I know you're supposed to be my steering wheel,
and not just my spare tire,
but lord I ask you..To be my guiding force and truth.


P.S. Considering I'm a fairly hardcore atheist, I find it somewhat funny that the first line is in there, but then again, that's pretty much how I see most people use their religion.

and

Walk the roads my forefathers walked,
Climb the trees my forefathers hung from.


Yes, I'm old.

No, I don't really listen to rap much anymore, but I know WAY more than yer average 34 year old father from the suburbs.
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