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The musk ox neither has musk glands, nor is an ox.
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The female Hyena is so masculine that it has an 8 inch dummy penis, and testicles.
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"The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut! Oh wait, it is a nut."
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Polar Bear's fur is actually clear and not white.
A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin. The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet. |
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A person standing under an oak tree is 16 more times liable to be hit by lightning than if he had taken refuge beneath a beech tree. The oak tree has vertical roots which provide a more direct route to ground water.
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For Christmas, I buy my best friend's wife each year's new Winnie the Pooh ornament from Hallmark.
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Pregnant goldfish are "twits."
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you can light non dairy creamer on fire
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In 1970, Russel T. Tansie, an Arizona lawyer filed a $100,000 damage lawsuit against God. The suit was filed on behalf of Mr. Tansie's secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected has not been recorded.
In the original "Star Wars: A New Hope", Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker, called out the name of actress Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia, instead of actually calling out "Leia" in the scene near the end where he gets out of his X-wing after destroying the Death Star. The silhouette on the Major League Baseball logo is Harmon Killebrew. Contrary to popular belief, there are almost no Buddhists in India, nor have there been for about a thousand years. The primary purpose of growing rice in flooded paddies is to drown the weeds surrounding the young seedlings. Rice can, in fact, be grown in drained areas. |
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