What do marathon runners do when they have to pee? - Page 2

man · #11 11-25-2005, 06:48 PM

100-mile races take more than 9 hours to complete. in that time, several one-minute piss breaks will not make a significant difference if you're running for first. I think your question will be better received at lets run! . and you won't get made fun of, either.

OtisTheMarsupial · #12 11-25-2005, 08:17 PM

It's the same answer for these questions:

Where do you pee during Marti Gras in New Orleans?
Where do you pee during New Year's Eve in Las Vegas?
Where do you pee at a frat party?
Where do you pee at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving?

The answer is, if you have time/patience to spare, you wait in line at the porta potties or publilc restrooms. If you don't have time/patience, you pee where ever the hell you can.

craig r · #13 11-25-2005, 08:21 PM

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It's the same answer for these questions:

Where do you pee during Marti Gras in New Orleans?
Where do you pee during New Year's Eve in Las Vegas?
Where do you pee at a frat party?
Where do you pee at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving?

The answer is, if you have time/patience to spare, you wait in line at the porta potties or publilc restrooms. If you don't have time/patience, you pee where ever the hell you can.

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So, little bit of a hijack. But, when I go out to smoke at night, I usually pee and find it more enjoyable than using the toilet. Plus our toilet is lound, wastes water, and wakes the wife up. But, forget my BS justifications, I enjoy more than peeing inside. Instead of peeing when I am smoking, I sometimes find myself smoking, while I pee outside. Anybody else in the same boat?

smoore · #14 11-25-2005, 08:23 PM

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It's the same answer for these questions:

Where do you pee during Marti Gras in New Orleans?
Where do you pee during New Year's Eve in Las Vegas?
Where do you pee at a frat party?
Where do you pee at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving?

The answer is, if you have time/patience to spare, you wait in line at the porta potties or publilc restrooms. If you don't have time/patience, you pee where ever the hell you can.

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So, little bit of a hijack. But, when I go out to smoke at night, I usually pee and find it more enjoyable than using the toilet. Plus our toilet is lound, wastes water, and wakes the wife up. But, forget my BS justifications, I enjoy more than peeing inside. Instead of peeing when I am smoking, I sometimes find myself smoking, while I pee outside. Anybody else in the same boat?

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heh, you pee in your yard. just be sure not to piss on the dogs sleeping under your trailer's porch.

partygirluk · #15 11-25-2005, 08:27 PM

Paula Radcliffe stopped for a pee/poo on the side of the road on her way to winning the 2005 London marathon.

#16 11-25-2005, 08:27 PM

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It's the same answer for these questions:

Where do you pee during Marti Gras in New Orleans?
Where do you pee during New Year's Eve in Las Vegas?
Where do you pee at a frat party?
Where do you pee at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving?

The answer is, if you have time/patience to spare, you wait in line at the porta potties or publilc restrooms. If you don't have time/patience, you pee where ever the hell you can.

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So, little bit of a hijack. But, when I go out to smoke at night, I usually pee and find it more enjoyable than using the toilet. Plus our toilet is lound, wastes water, and wakes the wife up. But, forget my BS justifications, I enjoy more than peeing inside. Instead of peeing when I am smoking, I sometimes find myself smoking, while I pee outside. Anybody else in the same boat?

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heh, you pee in your yard. just be sure not to piss on the dogs sleeping under your trailer's porch.

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And the wife.

craig r · #17 11-25-2005, 08:32 PM

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It's the same answer for these questions:

Where do you pee during Marti Gras in New Orleans?
Where do you pee during New Year's Eve in Las Vegas?
Where do you pee at a frat party?
Where do you pee at the mall on the day after Thanksgiving?

The answer is, if you have time/patience to spare, you wait in line at the porta potties or publilc restrooms. If you don't have time/patience, you pee where ever the hell you can.

[/ QUOTE ]

So, little bit of a hijack. But, when I go out to smoke at night, I usually pee and find it more enjoyable than using the toilet. Plus our toilet is lound, wastes water, and wakes the wife up. But, forget my BS justifications, I enjoy more than peeing inside. Instead of peeing when I am smoking, I sometimes find myself smoking, while I pee outside. Anybody else in the same boat?

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heh, you pee in your yard. just be sure not to piss on the dogs sleeping under your trailer's porch.

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Hey stupid, we don't have a porch. We did, but we are using it for a car block. How dumb are you?

craig

p.s. I live in an apartment complex (duplex) and I pee behind in the shadows. I can't believe no one pees outside. So, am I the only one that poops out in my yard as well.

smoore · #18 11-25-2005, 08:33 PM

gold, Jerry, GOLD!

Do you blame the craps on the neighbor's dog?

craig r · #19 11-25-2005, 08:36 PM

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gold, Jerry, GOLD!

Do you blame the craps on the neighbor's dog?

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Ummm, the neighbors had a puppy breeding ground, but it got shut down, so there are no more dogs. So, now I blame it on my pregnant wife. But, I don't have much time for excuses, we have to move the trailer somewhere closer to where it floods, tornadoes, or hurricanes. That is taking up a lot of my time. Well, that and yelling at black people as they walk by my single wide..yup, i like my trailers single wide and my women double wide.

craig