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Old 11-01-2005, 07:14 PM
SheetWise SheetWise is offline
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I really feel like you guys don't get it. Allow me to explain.

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Why do you "feel" like we didn't get it? It's just a dumb joke that doesn't require any explanation. You must be a lot of fun at the Mensa meetings.
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Old 11-01-2005, 08:48 PM
XxGodJrxX XxGodJrxX is offline
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I really feel like you guys don't get it. Allow me to explain.

The joke cleverly supplants the last name of poker pro Paul Darden for the term "partum" in "postpartum depression." Since, in the hypothetical scenario of the joke, Darden was the cause of the protagonist's misery, it follows that he (the protagonist) would suffer from "postDarden depression." Also, in order to understand the joke, you must understand that postpartum depression is a real condition that affects millions of women a year.

Those who are curious can read more about postpartum depression here.

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You are a comical genius sir, I laughed at this for like ten minutes straight. OP's joke? Not so much.
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Old 10-31-2005, 03:13 PM
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This forum is going straight to hell.
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Old 10-31-2005, 07:05 PM
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Is 10 good or bad? (I ask because in the movie "10" Bo Derek was a 10 (good), but in Nam if a coke girl said "GI number 10" that was bad.)
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:17 PM
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Question: What do they call a 65-year-old guy at the Omaha table?

Answer: <font color="white"> "Junior" </font>
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Old 10-31-2005, 09:19 PM
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It appears that you guys have 1 being the highest. Because this is a quality joke.
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:54 AM
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Clearly a 10.
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Old 11-01-2005, 03:40 PM
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Somewhat clever, but not really funny. Didn't rate strongly enough on the Groaner scale to move it up
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Old 11-01-2005, 06:12 PM
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Puns are the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself.
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