How do you insult this guy?

[tonypaladino]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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[censored] his wife?

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FYP

[jakethebake]

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

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[censored] His Wife

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Better!

[touchfaith]

I really wouldn't have to do anything, she would kick his ass before I had a chance.

[Thebram]

A verbal insult generally wont be a good enough comeback here.
Even if you think of a good one, chances are it wont make your wife feel better. And if you come up with a lame one, you just look like a bigger tool.

Take the high road, and let everyone see him as an abusive jerk.

Then slash his tires.

[shant]

I think a "Who asked you you piece of [censored]?" would be good.

[istewart]

Return to his house at night and strangle his family.

The non-violent answer is to burn his house down.

This way no one gets hurt and you've made your point. Just make sure any pets in the house are let free.

[djoyce003]

I'd ask him what kind of dickless piece of [censored] feels the need to insult women he doesn't know?

[swede123]

You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

Swede

[Boris]

challenge him to a heads up no-limit poker match.