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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
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Can you just tell her that you don't want her to wait on you anymore? If this doesn't work, then talk to the owner/manager. [/ QUOTE ] She may refuse service to me in the future but it doesn't matter, I'm not going to ask her for drinks anymore. I'll just go to the bar. |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
Step 1: Put some Journey on the jukebox.
Step 2: Carefully inform her of your impressive placing in the 2004 WSOP Step 3: Tap it all night long. |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
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Step 1: Put some Journey on the jukebox. Step 2: Carefully inform her of your impressive placing in the 2004 WSOP Step 3: Tap it all night long. [/ QUOTE ] zing! |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
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I've accidentally walked out w/o paying my tab b/c I've totally forgotten about it. This has happened probably 2 or 3 times. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I walked out on ONE tab so to pluralize that is inaccurate. [/ QUOTE ] tl;wihr |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
I think you played this badly.
I will go into detail later, busy. |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
1. Can't you figure out to get a different waitress when you go there?
2. Don't piss off people who prepare your food or drinks. |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
tl;dr
Amazon.com: The Elements of Style, Third Edition: Books by William Strunk Jr.,EB White. Pay special attention where they talk about writing concisely. Less is always more if it's written more meaningfully. |
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
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I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry? [/ QUOTE ] I'm doing nothing this evening, so I posted it. |
#20
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Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
This story is not worth reading.
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