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11-30-2005, 11:22 AM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
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pseudo present of dinner at a different place that costs $40/head for pseudo gf. [/ QUOTE ] My thoughts exactly. Get her a pseudo-gift...maybe a picture of whatever she would get if she were your actual girlfriend. I'm sure she'll love it and want to have your babies. 
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#2
11-29-2005, 11:32 PM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
Tell her you'll get her the moon boots, but only if she learns the entire final dance sequence from Napoleon Dynamite and performs it for you in nothing but the boots.
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#3
11-29-2005, 11:36 PM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
Until she's your wife, you're a sucker to buy the boots. Go for the steak and have her friend pay.
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#4
11-30-2005, 10:31 AM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
Perfume for $100.
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#5
11-30-2005, 10:36 AM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
Buy a cheap pair of moon boots-preferably ones which have been used already and are quite worn-and just slap on two pieces of masking tape with "Dior" messily written on them.
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#9
11-30-2005, 11:09 AM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
Broadway play if she's a JAP
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#10
11-30-2005, 12:23 PM
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Re: GF Birthdays.
What the hell is a pseudo girlfriend and why would anyone buy one $400 boots? Damn money-grubbing women. Just give her the unlimited beef bonanza at home.
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