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#1
08-24-2005, 06:05 AM
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Some help
Since the moderators do not seem inclined to allow bad words on this page, I would recommend the use of euphemisms. Here's a list to get us started. These are all supposedly taken from actual Yearly Performance Evaluation Reports :
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." 2. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't-be." 3. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 4. "This young man has delusions of adequacy." 5. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 6. "The consensus seems to be that this employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better." 7. "She doesn't have ulcers, but she's a carrier." 8. "He brings a lot of joy to the room whenever he leaves the room." 9. "When her IQ reaches 50, she should sell." 10. "Possesses a photographic memory but with the lense cover glued on." 11. "Consistent in his work quality and a prime candidate for natural de-selection." 12. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." 13. "Works like he's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it." 14. "If this employee were any more stupid, she'd have to be watered twice a week." 15. "During meetings, if you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." 16. "If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean." 17. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm." 18. "One neuron short of a synapse." 19. "One would presume that it takes her 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'." 20. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." 
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#2
08-24-2005, 08:12 AM
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Re: Some help
Aww you made all the dumbness ones about women, thats very non PC, like our old Essex girl jokes. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[ QUOTE ] Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?. A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up? A: A torch shone in her ear. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine? A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me [/ QUOTE ] Not that long since PC was the name of the guy standing on the corner of the street, making sure no one stole my car stereo. Mack
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08-28-2005, 10:56 PM
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can\'t figure out racial slurs?
Is this a Jim Crow moderator?
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#9
08-23-2005, 05:01 AM
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Re: Trash from the Left......
[ QUOTE ]
....the Minutemen are a racist organization. Facts please? Here's a fact: We need to secure our borders. Here's another fact: State of emergencies were declared in NM and Arizona. Why? The governors don't feel their borders with friend-of-the-left and no friend-of-the-darkies (other than Farrakhan - who's only friends are muslim extremists and anti-social scumbags) PM Fox's country are secure. And so, if the Minutemen assist in securing our borders, the left spin machine splash this organization with the "R" word. Quick quiz - what's the weather report in Mexico [Hint: Its the same every day]??? Give up??? Chilly today, hot tamale Here's another quiz: what nationality continues to lead the world in fat ass admiration? Before answering, please check with the ACLU, the mainstream left-biased media, or your resident left-wing of the demagogue party [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] All you right wing "liberal media runs the country" people, this is the logical extension of your argument. Be proud [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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