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Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule
After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders.
One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle. Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'." Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule
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After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders. One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle. Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'." Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] hahahhaahahaha |
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Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule
Brilliant.
Funny one I heard is on a QQQ flop, a 65ish year old man says, "I haven't seen that much pussy in a year." |
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Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule
Overheard at the B as a man left the 30 game talking on his cell:
"Man, the things they did to me tonight should never be done to any human being alive." Bryan |
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Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule
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After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders. One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle. Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'." Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Now, that is comedy! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule
I did just spit beer out of my mouth. Does that count?
By the way I'm proud that this is my first post ever. Bryan Devonshire, regular at 15/30 canterbury, online bsdevonshire Devo |
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