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When you trip, do a front flip and land on your feet. [/ QUOTE ] I did this once and it saved my life. I didn't get laid, though. |
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#13
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[ QUOTE ] When you trip, do a front flip and land on your feet. [/ QUOTE ] I did this once and it saved my life. I didn't get laid, though. [/ QUOTE ] You shoulda been humming your own theme tune loudly. Then you'd have got laid. |
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Say "careful, there's a lot of gravity over there." If she laughs, then you know you've got a hot and intelligent girl on your hands that you can flirt with and ask out. If not, then she's a ditz and don't worry about it.
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Say "careful, there's a lot of gravity over there." If she laughs, then you know you've got a hot and intelligent girl on your hands that you can flirt with and ask out. If not, then she's a ditz and don't worry about it. ScottieK [/ QUOTE ] This is brillant. With a line like this, you could fake fall to pick up girls. Always a good ice breaker. |
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So I'm walking to class and I run up the stairs to the door and trip on the last step (yes I'm a [censored]). A hot girl from about 10 feet to the side of you stares at you, what do you do/say? I just brushed myself off and kept walking. Anyone consider doing anything else like doing pushups or saying "I'm OK!"? [/ QUOTE ] I have never considered doing anything like what you describe. As for what the correct course of action is, that depends on whether you would like to have sex with the hot girl. If you would then you ought to take this opportunity to introduce yourself to her. If you would not then it doesn't much matter what you do. |
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Slap the palm of your hand into your forehead three times while closing your eyes and saying, "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"
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scottie,
that gravity line is pretty sweet. original, or had you heard it from somewhere else? i once tripped up pretty badly walking back from a class talking to a girl i had never talked to before. i just accused her of tripping me, she thought it was funny, and i stopped feeling like an idiot. |
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Laugh, smile and say "you should see me when I'm going down" and see where that leads.
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Slap the palm of your hand into your forehead three times while closing your eyes and saying, "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" [/ QUOTE ] this usually feels like the most natural thing to do. for me anyway. actually in all reality when I'm walking around campus I'm usually in too much of a zone to notice her, or the fact that I tripped. |
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